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  1. #1
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    I canít tie my shoes

    Should I buy Velcro shoes?
    ďLife has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.Ē
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    PM Tyrone

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    Just go sasquatch. You'll be fine.

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    Can you see your shoes?
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Can you see your shoes?
    My hudge dick blocks the view
    ďLife has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.Ē
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    My hudge dick blocks the view
    Then, yes, velcro.

    Also, you should probably see a doctor about that infectious swelling.
    Last edited by reckless toboggan; 03-19-2019 at 08:25 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    It's UGGS time.

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    If you can't tie your shoes you prolly can't see your dick. Tell the truth. You still need to see them to use the velcro.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    If you can't tie your shoes you prolly can't see your dick. Tell the truth. You still need to see them to use the velcro.
    Right
    The tool shed blocks my view

    Velcro
    The ultimate solution
    Don’t need to see
    Just feel
    ďLife has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.Ē
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Also, you should probably see a doctor about that infectious swelling.
    And your vision problem. Your glasses should have a little note in the corner that sez “objects are smaller than they appear”
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    Slides,



    get used to them.

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    Nike Hyperadapt self lacing shoes.

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    I haven't tied my shoes since Little League.

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    space stuff

    Velcro exists for people like you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shredhead View Post
    Slides,



    get used to them.
    CROCS
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    My hudge dick blocks the view
    Welcome to the club. Get some Chelsea or Romeo boots

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