Household cleaning tips from a slob

[mall walker]

In a pinch, you really can clean anything with windex

whaddya got

[DJSapp]

If you wash everything on the cold cycle, there is no need to separate whites/colors/darks.

[Danno]

If you wash everything on the cold cycle, there is no need to separate whites/colors/darks.

I wash everything in warm water and don't separate. Works just fine.

[AK47bp]

Get a dog to clean the kitchen after cooking / eating. Get a Roomba to clean up after the dog. Walk the dog on your skin track so he can shit.

[SkiCougar]

do not get a glass top oven if you're a slob. cleaning it especially for anything you leave on the burner too long sucks.

[mall walker]

I wash everything in warm water and don't separate. Works just fine.

yeah, this. I also dry everything rather than separating, and whatever shrinks gets thrown away. whatever survives has proven it can handle my methods.

[old goat]

Pay someone to clean

[Flyoverland Captive]

Pay someone to clean

This. Think of it as just another utility bill.

[TahoeJ]

Don't have children...

But if you do, get a house cleaner. Worth every penny.

[Obstruction]

Picking up shit will score more points than actual cleaning does.

Cleaning a bathroom is almost the equivalent of a powerful aphrodisiac.

If you don’t care about getting laid you can always wait out the Ladies in your life. They will break down and need to clean it before you do.

[TahoeJ]

Cleaning a bathroom is almost the equivalent of a powerful aphrodisiac.

That and doing the dishes. You speak the truth.

[bagtagley]

do not get a glass top oven if you're a slob. cleaning it especially for anything you leave on the burner too long sucks.

Ease of cleaning is the only reason to own a glass cooktop stove. Also, a razor blade peels the toughest shit right off. Those things you use to remove sticker goop work great.

[mall walker]

If you don’t care about getting laid you can always wait out the Ladies in your life. They will break down and need to clean it before you do.

now you’re speaking my language

[Meadow Skipper]

Pay someone to clean

+3

[4matic]

Declutter often. Less junk-less mess. Easy to clean


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[cmcrawfo]

Sounds like your wife is broken. Consider returning the defective unit for another.

[XXX-er]

Ease of cleaning is the only reason to own a glass cooktop stove. Also, a razor blade peels the toughest shit right off. Those things you use to remove sticker goop work great.

this ^^

also even cheap laminate flooring is way > carpet

slate floor tiles with dark grey grout are already the color of dirt

[Micol]

packing tape rolled around hand good for spot cleaning visible debri on carpet, then no need to vacuum

[Peruvian]

Sounds like your wife is broken. Consider returning the defective unit for another.

I don’t know. The new models seem to have more cargo, unwanted features, and cost way more than the late model production I am currently running.

[Name Redacted]

Spend as little time in your home as possible. The more time you spend there, the dirtier the house gets. Live out of your home, not in it.

[k2skier112]

eat out often

[char_]

If you wash everything on the cold cycle, there is no need to separate whites/colors/darks.

You can wear the same clothes for multiple days (weeks) in a row before washing.

[mall walker]

packing tape rolled around hand good for spot cleaning visible debri on carpet, then no need to vacuum

this is what I’m talking about. gonna do this next time there’s “too much dog hair”

[gravitylover]

I wash everything in warm water and don't separate. Works just fine.

yeah, this. I also dry everything rather than separating, and whatever shrinks gets thrown away. whatever survives has proven it can handle my methods.

Dingding

Sounds like your wife is broken. Consider returning the defective unit for another.

Haha



Don't cook food at home it just makes the kitchen messy.

[old goat]

Get a dog that doesn't shed. (Also a wife that doesn't shed.)