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    Girlfriend(wife) is painting bathroom

    I did prep listening to the Mighty Zep. She took over painting and I offered to leave the Zep playing for her(physical graffiti, mind you). She declines.

    I say, what, you don’t like Led Zeppelin? (C’mon especially ‘Physical Graffiti’’)

    She says, something like, yea when I hung out with headbangers in high school.

    Lol!? What?

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    Dude...if you don’t know the difference between your girlfriend and your wife, think twice before saying any names while banging.

    And besides, Zeppelin sucks.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Dude...if you don’t know the difference between your girlfriend and your wife, think twice before saying any names while banging.

    And besides, Zeppelin sucks.
    I'm awarding this 9.0 out of 10. -.5 for the Zeppelin comment, -.5 for not finding a way to work the head part of headbanging into the comment.

    Nice work.

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    Of all the artists of all the genres of all the generations, you don't know why your girl (wife?) Doesn't wanna listen to zep for the 10-millionth time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by twodogs View Post
    I did prep listening to the Mighty Zep. She took over painting and I offered to leave the Zep playing for her(physical graffiti, mind you). She declines.

    I say, what, you don’t like Led Zeppelin? (C’mon especially ‘Physical Graffiti’’)

    She says, something like, yea when I hung out with headbangers in high school.

    Lol!? What?
    Stoners yes headbangers no cuz back in the day real Led Zepplin aficionados were too stoned to move enough to be considered head bangers

    In any case it would appear you have different tastes in Music

    just dump her
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    What does this have to do with bathrooms?

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    Black Dog is great a song for taking a dump. Actually RP sounds like he's taking one too.

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    I'm gonna have to see some nekkid pics of the girlfriend before deciding how to respond to this thread.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    With your girlfriend and wife painting the bath room at the same time, their dislike of LZ is the least of you problems.

    Besides LZ II is vastly better and much .ore likely to get them both into bed.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Do you have three floors in this house?

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    First real CD/album i ever bought was #4 after I kept seeing one of those old school TV ads selling CDs

    I kept hearing immigrant song but didn't know what it was called so I ended up getting like #1 then 3 then Physical graffiti before finding it on #2.
    I must say I did appreciate finding the multitude of other Zep gems in my quest

    This was 1992 and I was 12. Before that it was Weird Al all the time

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    everything you need to know about life is covered in the Led Zepplin boxed set
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    Do you have three floors in this house?
    Ha!
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    I thought this was about explosive diarrhea.

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    I loved Led Zeppelin back before I'd heard all of their songs 1,000 times. I change the radio station if it comes on now.
    Outlive the bastards - Ed Abbey

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    Led Zeppelin is fucking amazing when you're 13 years old. Still pretty good the rest of the time. I can deal with the pretentiousness, but it's not hard to get sick of Robert Plant yelling at you once you're an adult. Small doses.

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    Led Zeppelin was a great soundtrack to getting laid a few times. 30 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twodogs View Post
    GIRLFRIEND(WIFE) IS PAINTING BATHROOM...
    ...with shit?



    This thread had potential, but no.

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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    Your confusion about whether she is your girlfriend or wife might be a detriment to your relationship.

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    In my experience once the gf becomes a wife she's not painting shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I'm gonna have to see some nekkid pics of the girlfriend before deciding how to respond to this thread.
    What he said....
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    In my experience once the gf becomes a wife she's not painting shit.
    That is hilarious
    Education must be the answer, we've tried ignorance and it doesn't work!

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    girlfriends are great at doing things around the house
    once she becomes a wife all bets are off and she probably won't do shit anymore, there goes your laundry and maid service
    I prefer the girlfriend to be in a thong, wife beater, and beanie when she paints, at least thats what I require

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    I prefer the girlfriend to be in a thong, wife beater, and beanie when she paints, at least thats what I require.
    That seems legit.

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