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  1. #751
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    having pitchers that throw in the high 90s in every inning cant hurt
    .....I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record

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    This is too good to fact check:
    https://www.nj.com/union/2019/06/ex-...heres-why.html

    “Ex-MLB star Lenny Dykstra spent 9 hours dumpster diving outside a Jersey Mike’s with his friend, a tag-team wrestler who goes by Sprinkles the Clown

    He had accidentally thrown out his dentures, specially made with bone marrow and valued at $80,000.”

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    Hey it's Lenny Dykstra. Anything is possible.

    There's video, of course:

    https://nypost.com/2019/06/18/lenny-...sing-dentures/

    Time has not been kind to Mr. Dykstra.

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    I don't get it. I eat bone marrow all the time and it's like meat butter. No clue how checking that box is some kind of luxury upgrade when ordering your new dentures.

    The rest of it seems to check out though. Sprinkles the Clown and whatnot.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Yeah I was confused and googled it to no avail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Hey it's Lenny Dykstra. Anything is possible.

    There's video, of course:

    https://nypost.com/2019/06/18/lenny-...sing-dentures/

    Time has not been kind to Mr. Dykstra.
    He's been on Howard Stern years ago and was a waste then, He claims women love his pussy eating skills when he takes his teeth out.

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    MLB Thread 2019

    The results for “bone marrow dentures” are all just that story. Maybe some of the dentists here can elaborate

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    "bone marrow dentures" is trending on google right now

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    That dentist saw him coming from a mile away. Must have been back when he had money.
    What a train wreck that guy was/is/most likely will be.

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    Don't look now but the Tribe is slowly coming to life, getting 3/5 of the rotation back and young guys are producing.

    Hope springs eternal.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Don't look now but the Tribe is slowly coming to life, getting 3/5 of the rotation back and young guys are producing.

    Hope springs eternal.
    You’re a glutton for punishment my friend.

    Another gem by Kershaw last night. I saw a stat that something like 18% of all his starts were scoreless.

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    Tampa receives permission to explore being a two-city team: early season in Tampa Bay, second half in Montreal.

    What?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    The MLB replay crew in NY blows it again.

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    "The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Don't look now but the Tribe is slowly coming to life, getting 3/5 of the rotation back and young guys are producing.

    Hope springs eternal.
    Quote Originally Posted by alias_rice View Post
    You’re a glutton for punishment my friend.

    .
    And just like that, Clevinger is back on the 10 day IL with a new ailment, unrelated to the old ailment.

    /sigh.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Don't tempt the karma gods. That'll learn ya.

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    Jezuz, fuck Fox.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Back to back walk offs for the Dodgers, both by rookies. They’re a fun team to watch these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Tampa receives permission to explore being a two-city team: early season in Tampa Bay, second half in Montreal.

    What?
    Well they're trying to get the free healthcare.

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    Hey SkiCougar....

    Been enjoying the Yankee dominance?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Tampa receives permission to explore being a two-city team: early season in Tampa Bay, second half in Montreal.

    What?
    Fucking accountant's nightmare.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Hey SkiCougar....

    Been enjoying the Yankee dominance?
    since you called me out, i'll reply.

    I actually hadn't watched a minute of that series and have watched more of the Canadian football season than astros games this year. living in Houston, I have twice seen pro sports threaten to leave, oilers and astros without new playpens; so i'm out on blind loyalty and am more a national league fan than astros as those were the astros I grew up watching.

    overall, not worried; despite the losses; the astros still have a 7 game lead in the al west and will easily make the postseason.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    "Sources: Cubs considering sportsbook at Wrigley"

    https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/i...sbook-wrigley?

    brilliant. people going to games are prime for getting them to drop 10 or 29 dollars on that game or some other game while the cubs get some fee probably per transaction for being located next to the sportsbook. if I were the guy who figured that out, i'd trademark it so I got all rights to see it to every sports team in the usa and Canada.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    Quote Originally Posted by alias_rice View Post
    Back to back walk offs for the Dodgers, both by rookies. They’re a fun team to watch these days.
    Make that back to back to back walkoffs by rookies!

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    its baseball season and the Dodgers are good, even with a mediocre pen.

    New hitting coach is amazing

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    I thought the yanks would break the single season record for homeruns but a half season without judge and stanton (so far) seems to have them off of last years pace. Still, the Bombers set a new record with 28 consecutive games of hammering one out. With Sevy and German coming back sometime in the second half and these guys all starting to fire, this team seems to have some room to improve as well.
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