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  1. #51
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    hanging out with a buddy and he gets all excited because he's messaging back and forth with this chick and she sends him a picture of her beaver

    I start telling him that she's a prostitute and not the girl next door, we get into an argument because he swears she's all into him
    and I'm telling him to ask her how much and where they can meet, what kind of average chick (without already banging her) would randomly send a photo of her snapper to a stranger?

    poor guy he was seperated and not divorced yet, I gave up trying to convince him and started feeling sorry for him

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    Likelihood is it wasn't even her unit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

  3. #53
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    did it look like a fish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  5. #55
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    oh wow. I had no recollection of posting this _at all_
    I started a dating advice app because I always need advice

    Charmed Chat lets you tinder for your friends

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Likelihood is it wasn't even her unit.
    Probably a dood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by margotron View Post
    oh wow. I had no recollection of posting this _at all_
    What was the drink du jour that night?

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    roofie
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by margotron View Post
    oh wow. I had no recollection of posting this _at all_
    FWIW most women will think that getting plastered on a Tuesday isn't terribly attractive
    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    FWIW most women will think that getting plastered on a Tuesday isn't terribly attractive
    Better than being a weekend warrior.

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    Not everyone had a Monday to Friday schedule.
    ::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.

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    We're drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
    In a bar that faces a giant car wash...

    I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
    And Billy likes to peel the labels
    From his bottles of Bud

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I dunno. KQ seems pretty darn cool. And she might have something to say about your advice.
    Well played sir. Well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Is there an online dating site focused on Juggalos and Juggalettes? Forward to margotron
    Plenty of Fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    POF-PlentyOfFish 9/10
    LOLOLOL

    PoF is the truck stop of the internet. Worst fucking app ever. 95% spam and bots, 5% trash

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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    FWIW most women will think that getting plastered on a Tuesday isn't terribly attractive
    Says the man located at Beer:30 pfffft

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    I started a dating advice app because I always need advice

    Charmed Chat lets you tinder for your friends

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Is there an online dating site focused on Juggalos and Juggalettes? Forward to margotron
    Still waiting...
    I started a dating advice app because I always need advice

    Charmed Chat lets you tinder for your friends

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Is there an online dating site focused on Juggalos and Juggalettes? Forward to margotron
    Quote Originally Posted by margotron View Post
    Still waiting...
    Well, here ya go! Time to meet your soul mate. Perhaps you two can learn how magnets work... together.


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    This ^^ is what happens when Biff and Buff try to make a funny. So sad.
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Anyone try Tudder?
    BBC News - Tinder-style app for cows tries to help the meat market
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47200686

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soups View Post
    Plenty of Fish



    LOLOLOL

    PoF is the truck stop of the internet. Worst fucking app ever. 95% spam and bots, 5% trash
    Not in my neck of the woods. pof is filled with suburbanite and fringe rural women with an occasional mcmansion owner who have lived most of their life in the shadows.
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post

    I also notice that even a few miles to the north or south of my city the profiles are much less appealing in general than when I'm home.
    They don't call it "Le Bark" very nothing (Lynwood, Everrett, Bothell, Aubrun, Renton, Kent). Woof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post

    The last chick I was seeing for a couple weeks...

    ...and was talking about taking a cruise and going to Disneyland
    Adult? No children involved and wants to vacation @ a Disney resort?

    Run far, far away!

    ( just a drive-by post to say Mrs scrub and I met 17 years ago on match.com. no idea how things with online are now and the idea of ever doing it all again fills me with fear and trepidation.)
    Florence Nightingale's Stormtrooper

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    Quote Originally Posted by 54-46 View Post
    Bumble works pretty well for the empty nester crowd; higher quality people than Tinder.

    Buddy has used Hinge in NYC and said there are lots of dead profiles (make sure the profile meets current standard with number of pics) and he has had several “way too young and hot” women (at least from profile pic) try to catfish him. YMMV...
    I've gotten more hookups than on tinder via bumble...

    They were mostly the same people I found

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    Quote Originally Posted by WaistDeepGroomers View Post
    Just starting the experience in the past 1-2 months in New England. Tinder is garbage IMO in my 30's, not really getting anywhere there. Bumble seems to be a step up in quality and have met some nice women there. Hinge I like the best since it forces people to make some sort of comment as a prompt, so a little bit more effort/higher bar matches IMO.

    I find it hilarious as I've been traveling for work how each place seems to have a common profile that most people in that area adhere to.

    Boston: I love brunch and Boston sports. Here is a photo of me at Fenway. Another of me wearing something preppy. Most basic crowd IMO.
    NYC: I love brunch and traveling, and will let you know how many countries I've been to and how many languages I speak. One pic will be from Santorini, guaranteed. I will be 2-3 notches of hotness above the average person you will see in any other city, and way more put together.
    Bay Area: I love being outside and yoga, and have a photo of climbing something with skis on my back. More casual attire.
    Portland, Maine: I love outdoor adventures, by which I mean doing a 40-minute hike with my dog. I will wear a backpack regardless. 2-3 profile pics will capture this vein of activity. When you ask "mountains or beach?" I say "beach!" even though I almost live in Canada. Also I love Boston sports -- here is me in a Pats jersey. Otherwise I might just have blue hair and weird piercings.
    New Orleans: my bodyweight is matched by the weight of makeup on my face. But still I'm pretty good looking. Far more likely to mention "Christian" under religion than those heathen yankees.
    Burlington: I live in Montreal and have that hot European look that makes you Americans look like cows. You might think there wouldn't be art & culture this far north, but this is southern Canada... basically the equivalent of Miami. As such, 1 profile pic is me in an avant garde gallery. I am fluently bilingual... really you can only speak one language??
    This was amazing!

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    found this chick on eHarmony

    https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4
    .....I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record

    http://procatinator.com/?cat=80

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