ETIQUETTE TOP 5....

[dufferdan]

22. Holler out when passing someone on a traverse, “I am on your left,stay right!” Or vice versa. And be true to your word...


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[SirVicSmasher]

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we’re watching you

I love it

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[pfluffenmeister]

the JH mags have this down to an art, imo.

You got that straight.

[Nevada29er]

Cardinal rules in skiing:

1. Don't shit on the skin track (that goes for your dog too).

2. Don't post hole on the skin track.

3. Don't stop on a traverse in front of people (pull off if you have too)

4. Don't drop in above someone in avi terrain

[nortonwhis]

Pump up the little rippers

Appreciate the send especially if you're on the lift

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Pump up the little rippers until they are nearly as fast as you then dead leg them on pow days so they can't keep up.
If someone hucks something under a chair and you dont yell you are a bad person.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Pull over so the line of cars can get around your slow ass. Turn your lights on.

[Angle Parking]

If someone hucks something under a chair and you dont yell you are a bad person.

This

[skinipenem]

Call out people playing their music on bluetooth speakers for everyone to hear

"Turn that pussy shit off and play some fucking slayer!"


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[stuckathuntermtn]

Call out people playing their music on bluetooth speakers for everyone to hear

"Turn that pussy shit off and play some fucking slayer!"


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Amen

[summit]

1. You can ski on this side
2. Or you can ski on that side
3. But stay out of the middle

[#######]

1. Tip the ski tech/bootfitter.
2. Tip the bartender.
3. Give candy to the lifties.
4. Leave beer for patrol.
5. Leave treats for the rescue dogs.
6. Don't park like an asshole.

[goldengatestinx]

Don't hit vehicles in the parking lot with your skis/board...fucking idiots.

[mooseknuckle]

Check down when coming to a Slow sign, even if it means a little further walk to the lodge or skating/poling on the flat.

Slow down in family ski areas.

Guilty of not doing this - - - and not feeling very guilty about it.

[Hood26]

Guilty of not doing this - - - and not feeling very guilty about it.

do you grab the low mounted urinal too, without feeling bad for the little grom who comes after you and has to stand on his tippy toes without dropping a glove in the pisser?

[Bunion 2020]

I go out of my way to be that guy.

What is a urinal? Tree??

[Flyoverland Captive]

do you grab the low mounted urinal too, without feeling bad for the little grom who comes after you and has to stand on his tippy toes without dropping a glove in the pisser?

Some of us well-hung gentlemen need the low urinal... ‘cause, well, you know...

[SumJongGuy]

Put your boot bag in a locker or shelf or hooks/posts in the lodge. The floor under the tables isn't your personal locker. If you know it's too crowded to do anything else with it boot up at the car. Get some yak trax or cat tracks so you don't bitch about wrecking your boots when it's too crowded to bring 2903749264986 boot bags in to the lodge.

Pick up your skis and put them on the rack when taking a break. Don't just step out of them and walk away leaving them on the ground. Race team groms especially, talking to you.

Be patient with the beginners trying to figure out lift line and boarding. Pick up the poles they dropped ahead of you and bring them up for them.

[Timberridge]

If you're a masters racer, for chrissakes put your skin suit on at home. No one in the lodge wants to see you struggle to get your fat rolls into your suit.
And one other thing. Most of you have some fucked up looking feet. Leave your socks on and cover that shit up.

[KyleLanTheman]

^^^

Some racks don't go low enough for grom skis

(to add to errybody else's '5') -

If you're not having fun, go home. Life's too short to be a bummer.

[SirVicSmasher]

Some of us well-hung gentlemen need the low urinal... ‘cause, well, you know...

Brrr that waters cold!

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[Norseman]

Brrr that waters cold!

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and deep

[SumJongGuy]

^^^

Some racks don't go low enough for grom ski

Going on 12 years skiing with a grom and gromette all over. Never seen a set up where none of the racks had end caps where groms could lean their 90cms.

[Hood26]

Some of us well-hung gentlemen need the low urinal... ‘cause, well, you know...

You can only point that nossil one one way?

Seriously though, ever watch that kid waiting for the pisser or trying to make the big one work all because some feller couldn’t take a few more steps.

#? Don’t think that by putting your bag on a table you get it all day.

[IceCoastGuy]

1) the best skier on the mountain is the one having the most fun
2) don't be a dick
3) don't use the word "jerry" to be a dick to someone. 99 times out of 100, the one calling someone a "jerry" is a duck
4) don't put your dog poop in a poo bag and tie it up and leave it on the side of the bootpack. we all know you're never coming back for it.
5) skiing is fun. help people out and don't be so quick to judge. some of the coolest people (and most "real" skiers) I've encountered end up being the types that wear a fanny pack non-ironically, are old with shitty gear, or aren't trying too hard

[mooseknuckle]

do you grab the low mounted urinal too, without feeling bad for the little grom who comes after you and has to stand on his tippy toes without dropping a glove in the pisser?

Nope. Conscience clear on that one.