Life skills

[glademaster]

If you need one of those, your pan is too hot. Bacon rarely curls if it's cooked at the proper (medium-low) temperature. Bacon grease has a low smoke point, if you're making smoke frying bacon, you're fucking up.

[margotron]

If you need one of those, your pan is too hot. Bacon rarely curls if it's cooked at the proper (medium-low) temperature. Bacon grease has a low smoke point, if you're making smoke frying bacon, you're fucking up.

I went 32 years without knowing this #humbled

[yeahman]

don't take any bullshit from a man (I have daughters) and be independent from them as much as possible

This. And in addition, I have taught my daughters how to fend off an aggressive male:

1. Gouge his eyes out
2. Punch him in the throat
3. Kick him in the nuts

[yeahman]

Also, how to self arrest on a steep slope. We practice.

[muted]

This. And in addition, I have taught my daughters how to fend off an aggressive male:

1. Gouge his eyes out
2. Punch him in the throat
3. Kick him in the nuts

4. Headbutt (I learned in the divorce thread that may be considered foreplay though)

[MakersTeleMark]

Actually, despite the DD inference, the best way to cook bacon is to render it first, AKA boil that pig, then crisp it up.

Life Skills: https://www.cooksillustrated.com/fea...-perfect-bacon

[PNWbrit]

We need a bacon sub forum.

Again.

[yeahman]

4. Headbutt (I learned in the divorce thread that may be considered foreplay though)

Yes. Good tactic if your hands are being restrained.

[MakersTeleMark]

We need a bacon sub forum.

Again.

Hear hear!

Wasn't it Bacon and Boobs or some such?

[yeahman]

Actually, despite the DD inference, the best way to cook bacon is to render it first, AKA boil that pig, then crisp it up.

That's a really good idea. Similar to how I do brats: in the slow cooker all day simmering in beer, then brown 'em on the grill for a few minutes before serving.

[2FUNKY]

If you’re not frying your bacon using the water method, you’re doing it wrong.
Fight me.

[irul&ublo]

I disagree that it is frying. The method would best be described as poaching followed by frying

[Meadow Skipper]

I disagree that it is frying. The method would best be described as poaching followed by frying

Come at me, bro.

Fixed.

[Stu Gotz]

The trick with baking bacon is to start the cooking in a cold oven. Heat to 400 and 7/8 minutes later, voila!

[Mustonen]

The trick with baking bacon is to start the cooking in a cold oven. Heat to 400 and 7/8 minutes later, voila!

Interesting. Never tried that. Seems it would inject some variables. I’m usually 400 at 12/14, depending on thickness and tastes of whoever I’m cooking for.

[iceman]

The bacon's inevitably longer than the frying pan is wide, so the middle of the pieces is always more cooked than the ends when fried. Could be a feature or a bug depending on how you feel about it but it's a fact regardless. I prefer uniform crispiness from end to end.

It makes it a little more of a pain but if you flip the bacon over halfway through baking it comes out better.

[ghosthop]

safe sex

questions to ask before sex.

Now more than ever you have to make sure everything is kosher. It's an essential skill to know how to conduct that conversation.

[margotron]

Actually, despite the DD inference, the best way to cook bacon is to render it first, AKA boil that pig, then crisp it up.

Life Skills: https://www.cooksillustrated.com/fea...-perfect-bacon

One at a time. I just learned not to burn it


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[MakersTeleMark]

One at a time. I just learned not to burn it


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Have you learned not to overprice shit to mags on TGR yet and spam them with your business surveys?

Or get rid of your phone signature?

[neufox47]

questions to ask before sex.

Now more than ever you have to make sure everything is kosher. It's an essential skill to know how to conduct that conversation.

This, if you have boys. No convincing or coercion, make sure she’s comfortable with what is going on.

[Jong Lafitte]

1. Overhand knot
2. Bow (for your shoes)
3. Square
4. Hitch
5. Windsor

Somedays you need all 5 of these knots just to get out the door.

LOL good point with those 5.

You should also have a good loop like a bowline and one that tightens like a taught line or a trucker’s.

[gravitylover]

Nah no need for knots, we have velcro and spring loaded tie down straps now. Velcro FTW

[Timberridge]

Nah no need for knots, we have velcro and spring loaded tie down straps now. Velcro FTW

Au contraire. Most women prefer a soft polyester rope and knots. Pull out the spring loaded tie down straps and they're like...wtf?

[Woodsy]

4. Headbutt )

ahh the Glasgow kiss.
No one ever sees the headbutt coming

[GiBo]

If you need one of those, your pan is too hot. Bacon rarely curls if it's cooked at the proper (medium-low) temperature. Bacon grease has a low smoke point, if you're making smoke frying bacon, you're fucking up.

Maybe I need to quit sous vide mine first?