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    Bra Tree Nazis?

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    In the nazi's defense, a bra tree on the beginner lift is kinda dumb.

    It seems like for a long time, bra trees were a quirky thing that you saw at one or two ski areas. That was pretty amusing. Now, there's multiple trees covered in underwear at every ski area.

    It's like how Austin had bumper stickers that say "keep Austin weird." Now every city has a "keep _____ weird" bumper sticker, which significantly devalues the weirdness of all cities. It's a net loss of weirdness. Same for bra trees.

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    I like the that it reminds the Idaho Falls/Rexburg LDS crowd that they're not in Idaho Falls/Rexburg anymore.

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    If kids see underwear in a tree they will think it's hilarious, not something degrading to women, or anything sexual. Barry Beutler needs to try more than just the missionary position.

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    its part of ski culture ....
    like naked statues were part of ancient Greek culture



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    Better than jock strap trees.

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    Observed a snowboard boot tree yesterday, whatever.
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    Maybe the one off the beginner lift should be a diaper tree?
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    How about some. Xxl briefs seasoned with chocolate bar smears?
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    Wut the heck is up with this comment on that page:

    "Years ago, as a Teton Middle School educator, our school was up there for winter sports and a male student took advantage of that tree in all the wrong ways and the two of us found ourselves in an altercation and I had to call security for help. Let’s just say that experience was unnecessary..." (emphasis added).

    Somebody groped the tree? What in the heck are you insinuating, lady?
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    tree hugger

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    I’m more concerned that ignorant mimicry has diluted all meaning from the long and proud tradition of underwear trees. Once evidence that a lonely ski bum had “scored”, grabbed a trophy of his/her conquest, and were displaying it proudly to the world, now kids are using ginch from the thrift store as a smutty joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    In the nazi's defense, a bra tree on the beginner lift is kinda dumb.

    It seems like for a long time, bra trees were a quirky thing that you saw at one or two ski areas. That was pretty amusing. Now, there's multiple trees covered in underwear at every ski area.

    It's like how Austin had bumper stickers that say "keep Austin weird." Now every city has a "keep _____ weird" bumper sticker, which significantly devalues the weirdness of all cities. It's a net loss of weirdness. Same for bra trees.
    Haven't seen a "keep Boulder weird" sicker (one of the originals) in quite some time. Cuz it's utterly mainstream these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kootenayskier View Post
    I’m more concerned that ignorant mimicry has diluted all meaning from the long and proud tradition of underwear trees. Once evidence that a lonely ski bum had “scored”, grabbed a trophy of his/her conquest, and were displaying it proudly to the world, now kids are using ginch from the thrift store as a smutty joke.
    There's precedent for this in nature.

    "The shrike is considered one of North America’s more ghoulish songbirds for the way it impales its prey carcasses on thorns and barbs. Once the shrike hoists its prey onto some prong, the bird will tug it downward “so it’s on there to stay,” says biologist Diego Sustaita. The shrike might dig in right away, keep the meal for later or just let it sit around and demonstrate sex appeal."

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    next they should ask to ban nudity in restrooms
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    What we really need is more boot and skull fences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    There's precedent for this in nature.

    "The shrike is considered one of North America’s more ghoulish songbirds for the way it impales its prey carcasses on thorns and barbs. Once the shrike hoists its prey onto some prong, the bird will tug it downward “so it’s on there to stay,” says biologist Diego Sustaita. The shrike might dig in right away, keep the meal for later or just let it sit around and demonstrate sex appeal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    kid was masturbating under the bras
    I know you're joking but I would actually die of laughter if I ever saw this

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    kid was masturbating under the bras
    Tryin to beat the bark off it..

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    a male student took advantage of that tree in all the wrong ways
    kid was masturbating under the bras
    tree hugger
    What else could she have been alluding to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    a male student took advantage of that tree in all the wrong ways



    What else could she have been alluding to?
    Maybe he was wearing a bra and panties over his ski clothes, or on his head? Regardless, they should be more concerned about how drunk or high he was than bitching about the pantie tree.
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    If a tree had a tit nesting in it, wouldn’t a bra be appropriate?

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    I’m more of a boobie man...

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