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Thread: Bra Tree Nazis?
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01-23-2019, 12:57 AM #1
Bra Tree Nazis?
Got their panties in a bunch
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01-23-2019, 06:31 AM #2
In the nazi's defense, a bra tree on the beginner lift is kinda dumb.
It seems like for a long time, bra trees were a quirky thing that you saw at one or two ski areas. That was pretty amusing. Now, there's multiple trees covered in underwear at every ski area.
It's like how Austin had bumper stickers that say "keep Austin weird." Now every city has a "keep _____ weird" bumper sticker, which significantly devalues the weirdness of all cities. It's a net loss of weirdness. Same for bra trees.
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01-23-2019, 06:43 AM #3
I like the that it reminds the Idaho Falls/Rexburg LDS crowd that they're not in Idaho Falls/Rexburg anymore.
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01-23-2019, 06:45 AM #4
If kids see underwear in a tree they will think it's hilarious, not something degrading to women, or anything sexual. Barry Beutler needs to try more than just the missionary position.
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01-23-2019, 06:49 AM #5
its part of ski culture ....
like naked statues were part of ancient Greek culture
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01-23-2019, 06:50 AM #6
Tech Talk Jongs!
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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01-23-2019, 06:50 AM #7
Better than jock strap trees.
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01-23-2019, 07:02 AM #8
Observed a snowboard boot tree yesterday, whatever.
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01-23-2019, 07:06 AM #9
Maybe the one off the beginner lift should be a diaper tree?
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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01-23-2019, 07:20 AM #10
How about some. Xxl briefs seasoned with chocolate bar smears?
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01-23-2019, 08:06 AM #11
Wut the heck is up with this comment on that page:
"Years ago, as a Teton Middle School educator, our school was up there for winter sports and a male student took advantage of that tree in all the wrong ways and the two of us found ourselves in an altercation and I had to call security for help. Let’s just say that experience was unnecessary..." (emphasis added).
Somebody groped the tree? What in the heck are you insinuating, lady?If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!
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01-23-2019, 08:14 AM #12Registered User
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tree hugger
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01-23-2019, 08:32 AM #13Registered User
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I’m more concerned that ignorant mimicry has diluted all meaning from the long and proud tradition of underwear trees. Once evidence that a lonely ski bum had “scored”, grabbed a trophy of his/her conquest, and were displaying it proudly to the world, now kids are using ginch from the thrift store as a smutty joke.
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01-23-2019, 08:39 AM #14Registered User
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01-23-2019, 08:46 AM #15
There's precedent for this in nature.
"The shrike is considered one of North America’s more ghoulish songbirds for the way it impales its prey carcasses on thorns and barbs. Once the shrike hoists its prey onto some prong, the bird will tug it downward “so it’s on there to stay,” says biologist Diego Sustaita. The shrike might dig in right away, keep the meal for later or just let it sit around and demonstrate sex appeal."
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01-23-2019, 08:50 AM #16
if ya dont gits it
youre probably not gitin its"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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01-23-2019, 10:46 AM #17Jacket Cobbler
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next they should ask to ban nudity in restrooms
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01-23-2019, 10:52 AM #18
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01-23-2019, 10:54 AM #19
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01-23-2019, 10:55 AM #20
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01-23-2019, 10:59 AM #22
a male student took advantage of that tree in all the wrong ways
kid was masturbating under the brastree huggerWell maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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01-23-2019, 11:02 AM #23
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01-23-2019, 11:05 AM #24Registered User
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If a tree had a tit nesting in it, wouldn’t a bra be appropriate?
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01-23-2019, 11:17 AM #25
I’m more of a boobie man...
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