The Crazy Shit People Do

[KQ]

Wow. You think one might first try a heating pad and some Advil



Man Hospitalized After Injecting Own Semen To Treat Back Pain

Doctors in Ireland didn’t see this coming.

A new study published in the Irish Medical Journal recounts the case of a 33-year-old man who was hospitalized after repeatedly injecting himself with semen to relieve chronic back pain.

“This is the first reported case of semen injection for use as a medical treatment,” doctors in Dublin wrote in the case study, titled “‘Semenly’ Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess.”

The man’s handmade remedy was reportedly discovered when he showed up at a doctor’s office complaining of severe back pain. While examining the patient, a physician noticed the man’s right arm appeared swollen and inflamed.

The explanation the man gave was one the doctor likely never expected.

“The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain,” doctors wrote in the study. “He had devised this ‘cure’ independent of any medical advice.”

The man reportedly said he had purchased a hypodermic needle online and had been injecting himself once a month for the past 18 months. Before visiting the doctor, he said he hurt his lower back while lifting a heavy object and gave himself three doses, according to the study.

The semen reportedly entered the man’s blood vessels and muscles. An X-ray revealed air trapped beneath the man’s skin, and he was immediately hospitalized, according to the study.

Doctors treated the man with intravenous antimicrobial therapy. His back pain reportedly subsided, and he discharged himself without having the infected area drained.

The report’s doctors conducted a “comprehensive review” of medical literature and were unable to find any other cases of intravenous semen injection.

The study concludes with a warning that medical experimentation is dangerous and it’s risky for untrained individuals to inject themselves with substances not intended for intravenous use.

Translation: Don’t inject yourself with anything without a doctor’s approval, including semen.

[mall walker]

wrote in the case study, titled “‘Semenly’ Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess.”

lol oof

[iceman]

w
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[grinch]

Back still hurts and he always sleeps in the wet spot
Better than the pill form I guess

[old goat]

He got the back pain from furiously masturbating.

I think I've posted about the guy who tried to take out his adrenal glands after first castrating himself in an unsuccessful attempt to relieve his schizophrenia. He had to quit because retracting his liver was too painful.
I don't think I posted about the woman, wife of a doctor, who injected her breasts with bathroom grade silicone because her husband liked erectile nipples. I took out the silicone and she was sent off to a psych hospital.

[m2711c]

Tech Talk jong........

[mall walker]

Tech Talk jong........

lol

[mall walker]

release a stinker on the tram then
look around like you’re seeking out the perp
let the hilarious commentaries begin

the look around is my go to move, but the wife always calls me out

[SB]

I like to eat a bunch of Mtn House freeze dried food the night before.

That stuff always gives me the SBDs.

[SumJongGuy]

Wow. You think one might first try a heating pad and some Advil



Man Hospitalized After Injecting Own Semen To Treat Back Pain

Doctors in Ireland didn’t see this coming.
.

[iceman]

release a stinker on the tram then
look around like you’re seeking out the perp
let the hilarious commentaries begin

Done it. Snowbird. Really bad too. People were gagging. I was kinda oddly proud.

[iceman]

the look around is my go to move, but the wife always calls me out

Awww, she recognizes your farts. That's true love.

[mall walker]

Awww, she recognizes your farts. That's true love.

that or she recognizes my guilty BS face... either way though lol

[evdog]

I don't think I posted about the woman, wife of a doctor, who injected her breasts with bathroom grade silicone because her husband liked erectile nipples. I took out the silicone and she was sent off to a psych hospital.

I saw a story a while back about a guy who injected silicone into his balls to make them bigger, and ended up dying from it. Not gonna look for it. Might have posted a link in the darwin thread.

[Benny Profane]

I saw a story a while back about a guy who injected silicone into his balls to make them bigger, and ended up dying from it. Not gonna look for it. Might have posted a link in the darwin thread.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost....lt-master/amp/

It's a bear thing.

[riser4]

Done it. Snowbird. Really bad too. People were gagging. I was kinda oddly proud.

Sign of a masterpiece.

[KQ]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost....lt-master/amp/

It's a bear thing.

Chapman — who went by “Tank Heathcliff Hafertepen” and “Pup Tank” — was an active member of San Francisco and later Seattle’s gay BDSM community. Chapman served as one of several slaves to master Dylan Hafertepen, known as the nickname “Noodles and Beef.”


The testicle injector - Chapman:




Dylan Hafertepen aka "Noodles and Beef"





Edit: I found a picture of his oversized scrotum and it's like Southpark. He could hoppity horse on them. WTF is the matter with people?

[Harry]

got thoroughly destroyed by a noxious bucket at big sky.

Did you see that cafeteria chili Leavenworth Skier had for lunch that day ? I bet it was him.

[SB]

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...Divorce-advice

[Bunion 2020]

Did you see that cafeteria chili Leavenworth Skier had for lunch that day ? I bet it was him.

They don't call it the Bacteria for no reason.