should I be a sugar daddy?

[Svengali]

leave me out of it!

[bagtagley]

No checks, no paperwork. Cash only. If the booty dries up, so does the money.

[oftpiste]

^^^this.

[The AD]

Does this have to do with the navy? Or maybe air conditioning?

Must be the Navy. All those Carrier a/c jobs went overseas.

[Svengali]

Must be the Navy. All those Carrier a/c jobs went overseas.

is her name is María Guadalupe?

[Brock Landers]

Subscribed. Thank you for this.

[Meathelmet]

Yes.

This is what getting old looks like.

And what looking for a third wife is like, life is not pretty.
Life is just like a hot chick, drunk and face down on the sidewalk.
People just step over her and sometimes ask if she's ok.

Who cares about the business.
She can take it, they all have tried to take it.
A couple trucks, some run down dumpy breckenridge real estate.

I'm ready.

Found my new life plan and direction a few days ago, granted just before christmas.
My brother leveled with me that he has been smoking crack.
For two years, now.
Aand hes broke and almost homless, but thats beside the point.

My vision was little different.

It was amazing.
Found a perfect and dirt cheap house in junction.
Plus a new carrier path inspired by god.

I think I'm there, just too scared to pull the plug.

Couple of commas added, just for emphasis.

[Mofro261]

good love is hard to find - tom petty

Come on baby, give me some sugar - tom petty

[CascadeLuke]

And once Fred’s #metoo moment begins, his bank account be— Free Fallin



Edit: not rooting against you. Get ‘em tiger

[Mofro261]

And once Fred’s #metoo moment begins, his bank account be— Free Fallin



Edit: not rooting against you. Get ‘em tiger

From now on you will always hear it as "Free Ballin"

[abraham]

From now on you will always hear it as "Free Ballin"

Were you the reason I don't exactly hear it as Space Trucking?

[Cruiser]

https://youtu.be/9uUIi-0pHOE

[skiballs]

yes this is what getting old looks
I think I'm there, just too scared to pull the plug

now i'm thinking about that employment contract, add a few new sections to my standard form, BJ's, BDSM occasionally, what else?

Enemas before pulling the plug.

[skaredshtles]

"He's the man who loves wimmen" - Tom Petty

[TBS]

No checks, no paperwork. Cash only. If the booty dries up, so does the money.

That's what Trump thought about Daniels and McDougall
If you have assets, you have risk - if she decides to sink claws, you be fucked
But wear a helmet mounted gopro when you fuck her next and post vid

[iceman]

Come on baby, give me some sugar - tom petty

Sugar sugar, aww honey honey

-the Archies

[iceman]

From now on you will always hear it as "Free Ballin"

haha. I bet you're right.

[iceman]

btw, if this thread has inspired anyone else to discover their inner sugar daddy there's a website for that: https://www.seeking.com

[fastfred]

solid insite from the collective here, everyone has been helpful

sorry about the grammer but you know some of us had trouble in school or stoned, I was recently taking a creative writing class and they asked me to not come back, my "style" and lack of writing skills and I guess I made some people feel uncomfortable

having a hard time today, smoked way to much weed and now I"m in that haze, my sheets haven't been cleaned in a couple weeks and I only have one set trying to get those cleaned before I have to head down to mainstreet
dog is pissed I didn't take him skiing
really having a hard time figuring out how to get a selfie with the two of us without being weird or that little voice in the back of my head saying do it for tgr

[iceman]

Well since you're on the computer go on amazon and buy some sheets.

[iceman]

https://www.amazon.com/Mayfair-Linen...8-1&ref=sr_1_1

pick a color

[oftpiste]

Target sheets ruul.

[Djongo Unchained]

solid insite from the collective here, everyone has been helpful

sorry about the grammer but you know some of us had trouble in school or stoned, I was recently taking a creative writing class and they asked me to not come back, my "style" and lack of writing skills and I guess I made some people feel uncomfortable

having a hard time today, smoked way to much weed and now I"m in that haze, my sheets haven't been cleaned in a couple weeks and I only have one set trying to get those cleaned before I have to head down to mainstreet
dog is pissed I didn't take him skiing
really having a hard time figuring out how to get a selfie with the two of us without being weird or that little voice in the back of my head saying do it for tgr

Sounds like yer dog has his shit dialed.

Getting the punt from a creative writing class? Fucking Hilare.

FastandStoneyFred is welcome in JH.

[jono]

From now on you will always hear it as "Free Ballin"

haha. I bet you're right.

Confirmed. My brother sang those lyrics within my earshot in 1992. Haven't heard em any other way since.

[evdog]

Pretty much considered the 1099 thing. But that's a grey area its where people get in trouble. Is she an employee or a subcontractor

Don't contract her as an individual. Have her set up her own company. Contract with that company. Eliminates employee vs contractor headache, just exposure for breach of contract. Include photo requirement in the contract.