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    Who was it here looking for a sugar momma?

    Mackenzie Bezos is coming on the market.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Ha! I was seriously coming here to start a thread on the subject. She's gonna be the most loaded sugar momma on the planet. If she gets their YC property out of the settlement, then I call dibs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    Ha! I was seriously coming here to start a thread on the subject. She's gonna be the most loaded sugar momma on the planet. If she gets their YC property out of the settlement, then I call dibs!

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    Dibs dont count if matters of love and war
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
    Dibs dont count if matters of love and war
    Haha. It's gonna be a Chinese Downhill around here as we all fight for her! The second the divorce court judge's gavel comes down, that's the starting gun. This one's to the freaking death.

    I'm gonna need one helluva montage to train for this one, though. Gotta bring my A-game for Mackenzie!

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    Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice!

    Just testing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Mackenzie Bezos is coming on the market.
    Does she have room in her basement for a pouty online momma's boy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Does she have room in her basement for a pouty online momma's boy?
    I'm sure she can get some furniture here...
    https://www.amazon.com/Zinus-Essenti...ed+frame+queen
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice!

    Just testing.
    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Does she have room in her basement for a pouty online momma's boy?
    I'd say lil' Beetle's already disqualified himself for the running on this one.

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    She's pretty attractive too. But the pre-nup's gonna be a motherfucker. Damn.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice!

    Just testing.
    Bwaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    She's pretty attractive too. But the pre-nup's gonna be a motherfucker. Damn.
    I dunno. Thankfully she married him in '93 which was pre-Amazon ('94), so maybe there's a chance she does quite well on this one? At least I hope so. Jeff's a dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    She's pretty attractive too. But the pre-nup's gonna be a motherfucker. Damn.
    There was a lot of profanity at home when the news broke.

    Not a complete surprise though.



    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    Jeff's a dick.
    You know that for a fact or just anecdotally?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    You know that for a fact or just anecdotally?
    Who cares? I'm setting myself up to be Team Mackenzie. Comon' man. Haven't you ever been with a coug? You gotta be on their side through and through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice!

    Just testing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    Who cares?
    In that case I won't tell you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice!

    Just testing.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Bwaaaa
    Ha! x2

    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    She's pretty attractive too. But the pre-nup's gonna be a motherfucker. Damn.
    No doubt...
    Gonna require some A game type shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    In that case I won't tell you.
    Aw common man, peops want to know...

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    Gift Pack via Amazon Prime already sent to her. Boom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Gift Pack via Amazon Prime already sent to her. Boom.
    Should we start a new thread to guess what was in the gift pack?

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    Think we can score some points with her if we put dog poop under Jeff's door handles?

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    Look at you guys talking about a woman like she yours for the taking.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Good point KQ.

    And where the fuck is spook when you need someone to defend the fairer sex?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Look at you guys talking about a woman like she yours for the taking.

    Just grab her by the pussy!

    Oh wait, you have to be famous for that to work....
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Look at you guys talking about a woman like she yours for the taking.
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    I don't know how I'd feel about Lex Luther's leftovers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Good point KQ.

    And where the fuck is spook when you need someone to defend the fairer sex?
    Maybe he's at work?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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