Who was it here looking for a sugar momma?

**XXX-er** · 03-08-2021, 02:45 PM

Where else is a soccer mom with billions of dollars goign to meet someone ?

also the male teachers are usually Sensitive New Age Guys

but then we got a few who break the mold, you hear them yell at the ski hill and kids listen, hell I listen

**Skidog** · 03-08-2021, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by altacoup

You really are an idiot. That article is from when she divorced Bezos. She’s now remarried to a teacher.

Who is this towards? I know exactly what it's about, and the teacher hit the effin jackpot.

Disregard if not directed at me, which I couldn't figure how anyway, but whatever.

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**ötzi** · 03-08-2021, 09:34 PM

I don't know who he was talking to but I'm pretty sure it wasn't you.

**BmillsSkier** · 03-08-2021, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by XXX-er

usually Sensitive New Age Guys

Like Ian Raymond.

**Benny Profane** · 03-09-2021, 08:28 AM

Imagine being forced to go black tie for the fiftieth time and get surrounded by rich dick assholes at another charity event.

**Skidog** · 03-09-2021, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Imagine being forced to go black tie for the fiftieth time and get surrounded by rich dick assholes at another charity event.

where do I sign? Ill hobnob and party with the rich and laugh and laugh and laugh.

**RShea** · 03-09-2021, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Imagine being forced to go black tie for the fiftieth time and get surrounded by rich dick assholes at another charity event.

Could always do the Chuck Taylor Shoes as part if the Black Tie monkey suit with a selection of wild socks and colorful ties and cummerbunds just to mix it up as you give the billions away.

Wonder what the prenuptial negotiations were like. Of course if there is no prenuptial then he could always just say if he as to attend another stuffy black tie event, he wants a divorce and becomes another billionaire.

**TAFKALVS** · 03-09-2021, 08:48 AM

How can get McKenzie to care about skiing in the PNW and build out a dozen non-profit ski hills?

**Cono Este** · 03-09-2021, 08:49 AM

Snooze, we lose.

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**Benny Profane** · 03-09-2021, 11:17 AM

Wouldn't it be funny if he cheated?

**Benny Profane** · 03-09-2021, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by RShea

Could always do the Chuck Taylor Shoes as part if the Black Tie monkey suit with a selection of wild socks and colorful ties and cummerbunds just to mix it up as you give the billions away.

Wonder what the prenuptial negotiations were like. Of course if there is no prenuptial then he could always just say if he as to attend another stuffy black tie event, he wants a divorce and becomes another billionaire.

Hell, if he was smart he said ok to a five million or so buyout, which would make him comfortable for life, and it's pocket change to her.

**Dee Hubbs** · 03-09-2021, 11:35 AM

She got $38 Billion (with a B) in the divorce settlement in 2019. And now has a net work of $52B.
She is 50 years old now. She could spend:
-$2,000,000 per day for the next 50 years (until she's 100) OR
-$730,000,000 per year for the next 50 years
-and that would only be $36.5B, not even all of her initial divorce settlement.

**Timberridge** · 03-09-2021, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs

She got $38 Billion (with a B) in the divorce settlement in 2019. And now has a net work of $52B.
She is 50 years old now. She could spend:
-$2,000,000 per day for the next 50 years (until she's 100) OR
-$730,000,000 per year for the next 50 years
-and that would only be $36.5B, not even all of her initial divorce settlement.

And then take out a 50% margin loan in her Robinhood account and buy Gamestop and Koss call options. She'd be richer than Jeff.

**BmillsSkier** · 03-09-2021, 12:33 PM

If I’m paying attention here, the moral of the story is be an accessible guy around your kid’s school, you never know what may drop in your lap?

**Timberridge** · 03-09-2021, 12:39 PM

This love story would be more fun if they met on Tinder.

**nickwm21** · 03-09-2021, 12:45 PM

Teachers typically don’t become teachers for the money. I bet he stays teaching.

Must be super annoying for him though now that the PTA knows he has access to a few Bs

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**Cono Este** · 03-09-2021, 12:46 PM

I’m just not this greedy. I just need a woman to buy me a pass, a nice moto, and some closet space.

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**BmillsSkier** · 03-09-2021, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

This love story would be more fun if they met on Tinder.

The snickering in the teachers lounge would be unbearable.

**Timberridge** · 03-09-2021, 01:18 PM

He needs to get a coffee cup for the teachers lounge that says, "I Married a Billionaire and All I Got Was This Coffee Cup."

**The AD** · 03-09-2021, 01:26 PM

He probably met with the rest of the staff and told them "I want everyone to know I'm still the same old Dan here at work. By the way, pay no attention to that helicopter parked on the football field..."

**abraham** · 03-09-2021, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by The AD

He probably met with the rest of the staff and told them "I want everyone to know I'm still the same old Dan here at work. By the way, pay no attention to that helicopter parked on the football field..."

I mean that's a place where teachers get experience with billionaires. Ballmer's kid rode the bus with us

**The AD** · 03-09-2021, 01:53 PM

Yeah, it's got to be a little strange teaching in a place like that and seeing names like Ballmer or Bezos on your class rosters.

Did you go to Lakeside, Abe?

**abraham** · 03-09-2021, 02:00 PM

Nope, u prep for a while but they shared bus routes so I went there most afternoons.

**Benny Profane** · 03-09-2021, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs

She got $38 Billion (with a B) in the divorce settlement in 2019. And now has a net work of $52B.
She is 50 years old now. She could spend:
-$2,000,000 per day for the next 50 years (until she's 100) OR
-$730,000,000 per year for the next 50 years
-and that would only be $36.5B, not even all of her initial divorce settlement.

Never touch the principal.