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Thread: So Done With the East Coast
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12-25-2018, 08:22 AM #51
Welcome to the Jongle.
We got fun and games.
CBJong is your new nick name.
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12-25-2018, 08:24 AM #52
Is there any resort in the world that can guarantee having all pistes open at any given time? Is this really an issue with east coast resorts or is the op just an entitled douche?
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12-25-2018, 08:29 AM #53Registered User
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This is an excellent post.
A truly artful troll. Near perfection. But the food thing just made it too perfect. And reality is never perfect. As a NYC region native transplanted in Maine for many years, I can tell you that Pizza and Chinese food remains an issue- the problem is real. But even a New Yorker wouldn't bother complaining about ski area food. Creating a good troll is a balancing act, and you went just a hair over the top.
But thank you for the effort, and the entertainment.
(In the highly unlikely chance that this is real- I speak on behalf of the entire state: We are really going to miss you.)
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12-25-2018, 08:45 AM #54
Maybe the OP should take his complaints to the snowmakers, groomers, and patrollers at the 'Loaf... I bet they'd love to knock some sense into him after the the weekend they've all had.
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12-25-2018, 09:45 AM #55
I'm a former east coast skier who now lives in Colorado and who has skied a 100ish days in The Dolomites. I think East Coast skiing is underrated. Especially if you are willing to climb for good snow. The key is timing and not whining. If you are "so done" with east coast skiing you probably just don't like skiing very much, or have some perverted expectations.
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12-25-2018, 09:52 AM #56
Hear hear...
A few years back I mistakenly skied front moguls at Cannon after a thaw/freeze....solid ice 2-3’ troughs. It was about as dangerous as anything else iveskied. I crashed and destroyed my thumb ligaments....couldn’t hold anything for about 6mos.
I go the Poconos pretty often....I call it: practice.
Sent from my iPad using TGR ForumsIt makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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12-25-2018, 10:03 AM #57
Yep, that's why they close trails nowadays until they can groom or things soften up again.
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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12-25-2018, 10:14 AM #58
To be fair to me, I only blamed myself and didn’t sue anyone.
Sent from my iPad using TGR ForumsIt makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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12-25-2018, 11:25 AM #59
I just hiked up Magic and skied down on 4 inches of sublime fluff over a well-groomed base. Did I ski any of the black diamond trails? No, I did not, that would just be stupid. Merry Christmas to all (especially me). Sorry [not sorry] you didn't join me CB.
Edited to add that the mountain ops crew was out in force making snow, grooming, and getting things ready for tomorrow. Merry Christmas to them and their families.
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12-25-2018, 12:03 PM #60Registered User
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I’m thinking the OP is the same m troll who posted “what ski to buy” threads and complained about Kirkwood’s “heavy snow”.... if so, bravo for figuring out how to actually create a username....
The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you - Charles De Mar
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12-25-2018, 12:11 PM #61
^^^
He does have a thread where he mentions buying some awfully chick like skis
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12-25-2018, 12:23 PM #62
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12-25-2018, 03:35 PM #63
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12-25-2018, 04:30 PM #64
Captain obvious here: a great ski day requires a bit of magic. (capital M if you be so inclined). Many variables: life, love, job, money, time, gear, and yea weather. Ski sites were originally about, at least in part, sharing beta. Pro tip: paying attention improves your odds.
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12-25-2018, 04:37 PM #65
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12-25-2018, 05:01 PM #66Registered User
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just wish more people thought eastcoast skiing sucked
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12-25-2018, 05:02 PM #67
Wow, Gregs really stepping up his shit talking. CO is dry AND stupid? Could have sworn there were some good schools there.
Is this Brooklyn JONGer has gotta be an alias. If he's that dumb and entitled, he shouldn't have made it through the registration prosess with more than an m series name.
I DEMAND THE MOUNTAIN BE FULLY OPEN BEFORE CHRISTMAS. THERE ARE NO GOOD RESTAURANTS IN NEW ENGLAND.
I left 11 years ago and can still confidently say this urban hipster dickhead is wrong about everything. And if he's one of the autistic alii from Rutland, also still go fuck yourself.
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12-25-2018, 05:51 PM #68Registered User
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12-25-2018, 06:06 PM #69
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12-25-2018, 06:11 PM #70
Hi ChaseBrooklyn! May I suggest that you shouldn't be so hasty to condemn the wonderful skiing the northeast offers? The rain and refreeze this week made some terrain downright treacherous and the area management "did the right thing" by limiting access to some of the terrain. I think that you may also have "cabin fever", being at Sugarloaf on Christmas eve, you should of thought about the "food" angle beforehand, as many establishments are closing so that their employees can enjoy Christmas eve and Christmas. Perhaps you could have brought a cooler and prepared some meals in your room? All in all, the conditions are actually more dependable and consistent to anything you will find in the west due to the superior snowmaking. Also the terrain is truly fabulous, the partying is unmatched anywhere(can you say "hot New Jersey Italian babes?") and the setting is Norman Rockwell-esque!
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12-25-2018, 06:26 PM #71
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12-25-2018, 07:08 PM #72
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12-25-2018, 09:07 PM #73
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12-25-2018, 10:04 PM #74“The best argument in favour of a 90% tax rate on the rich is a five-minute chat with the average rich person.”
- Winston Churchill, paraphrased.
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12-25-2018, 11:10 PM #75Registered User
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I myself am a very frustrated EC skier and I've been rather salty the past few days. Conditions went to shit right before the holidays. Seems to happen quite often here. The key to enjoying the East is flexibility, You really hav to get it while its good. If you're a dumb piece of shit like myself and the OP, who live in NYC and work like suckers, then you're pretty much screwed.
This year I'm saying fuck it. Fuck it to everything. Fuck my family, my friends, my job. When it snows, I'm getting in my car and I'm going skiing. Here's to getting fired!
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