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  1. 01-05-2019, 10:16 AM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Do you think he split?
    Well, that is how most protozoa replicate.

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  2. 01-05-2019, 01:38 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    And that's the last we'll hear from Amoeba.
    I'm still here...and skiing every other day...my friend with the missing and now returned mantras has no explanation on who/how the skis were returned to the ski shop.

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  3. 01-05-2019, 01:45 PM #78
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    You're welcome. I said I'd return them. Get over yourself.
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  4. 01-05-2019, 07:08 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    You're welcome. I said I'd return them. Get over yourself.
    Solid Maggot action right there!
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  5. 01-06-2019, 08:13 AM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by amoeba View Post
    I'm still here...and skiing every other day...my friend with the missing and now returned mantras has no explanation on who/how the skis were returned to the ski shop.

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    "Skiing every other day"

    - thank God! I was getting concerned.

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  6. 01-06-2019, 08:20 AM #81
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    What a fucktard. Are you challenging maggots to prove they're not tweaks? While being too stoopid to read the helpful info posted.
    And now that you got them back, feel free to apologize or gtfo.

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  7. 01-06-2019, 08:41 AM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinipenem View Post
    "Skiing every other day"

    - thank God! I was getting concerned.

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    He spends the other days trying to remember where he left his skis the day before...
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  8. 01-06-2019, 08:50 AM #83
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    They just disappeared
    Who the fuck knows where they went
    Then they showed back up
    Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
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  9. 01-06-2019, 08:55 AM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    They just disappeared
    Who the fuck knows where they went
    Then they showed back up
    It's a mantra. Or a haiku. Take your pick.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  10. 01-06-2019, 09:09 AM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by amoeba View Post
    I'm still here...and skiing every other day...my friend with the missing and now returned mantras has no explanation on who/how the skis were returned to the ski shop.
    You’ve really got your shit together. Skiing every other day, and unlosing lost skis with no effort.
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  11. 01-06-2019, 09:55 AM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefortrees View Post
    You’ve really got your shit together. Skiing every other day, and unlosing lost skis with no effort.
    Pretty impressive for a single cell organism!
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  12. 01-06-2019, 01:37 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    drugs danny
    This thread is another helpful reminder to post THEN do your meth.
    No longer stuck.

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  13. 01-07-2019, 01:54 AM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    What a fucktard. Are you challenging maggots to prove they're not tweaks? While being too stoopid to read the helpful info posted.
    And now that you got them back, feel free to apologize or gtfo.

    to be fair, we haven't ruled out yet that a mag actually did steal them, and then upon seeing this thread and amoeba's impassioned plea, returned the skis in the still of the night. it really is the only logical explanation

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  14. 01-07-2019, 11:25 AM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefortrees View Post
    You’ve really got your shit together. Skiing every other day, and unlosing lost skis with no effort.
    I see potential here for a new comic book super hero. Amoeba! His shit's together, skis every other day (at fucking Northstar), and unloses losy skis! George Washington had nothing on this guy.

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  15. 01-07-2019, 11:33 AM #90
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    Amoeba guilty of ethnic profiling. (Maggots are an ethnic group aren't they?) Also, never trust anyone who can spell amoeba, which I guess includes me.
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  16. 01-07-2019, 12:04 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    They just disappeared
    Who the fuck knows where they went
    Then they showed back up
    exactly

    happens to my shit all the time
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  17. 01-07-2019, 12:08 PM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    exactly

    happens to my shit all the time
    He should have checked his pockets.
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  18. 01-07-2019, 12:40 PM #93
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    great thread
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  19. 01-07-2019, 04:46 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    you guys better stop busting his balls
    because next thing happens he gets his
    panties inawad and deletes this thread.
    Probably checking the spare right now.


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  20. 01-07-2019, 05:58 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    He should have checked his pockets.
    Heh
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    Quote Originally Posted by amoeba View Post
    They were turned in yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
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    I like you, Betty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
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