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  1. #1
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    Leg cramp during sex

    WTF?!?

    Right in the hammy, hurts soo bad and obviously timing couldn't be worse.

    Only other time I ever cramp is occasionally calves while cycling.

    Have heard this anecdotally a few time from other gents over the years, but how common is it?
    For me not every time but it happens and I dont like it.

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    Hydration is the key; no coitus for me unless I'm wearing a camelback.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie View Post
    Hydration is the key; no coitus for me unless I'm wearing a camelback.
    Camelback? Phew! I thought it was your colostomy bag.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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    Gotta get loosened up and stretched out before sex these days. I hurt my back last year.

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    Freudian guilt

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    This is what happens when you waste your prescious bodily fluids on animalish behavior with the local harlots.

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    I have definitely gotten a calf cramp whilst doing it before
    skid luxury

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    Less wheelbarrow, more missionary???

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    Cramps? That's nothin. Try a piercing pain through your brain that feels like someone smashed a spike into your eye. That was fucked up. And ya, getting old sucks.
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    Yoga is your friend. Lots of hammy stretching in yoga.
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    I get those hamstring pulls while running. Are you having to chase her down first? Perhaps try going after one of the larger, less fit ones?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Camelback? Phew! I thought it was your colostomy bag.
    So, are you pitching or catching?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    [trying to make a joke about switching to the other hand work]

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    [trying to make a joke about switching to the other hand work]
    If the problem is the hammy, he must be using his foot
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    So, are you pitching or catching?
    You're awfully interested.
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    shivering shangri la

    need more potassium...eat a banana?

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    No cramps solo, although I think I might have a hernia

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    I have gotten it in my feet! Not enough water for sure. Just act like you're really into it when it happens I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    need more potassium...eat a banana?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    go it alone
    Hand cramps.

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    A little serious, since I'm like a brazillion miles from decent skiing play a lot of tennis. summers here, not unusual to have ball buster three setter in 100 dregree 80% humidity conditions. This summer I had like total electrical shutdown. cramps in my fingers, legs, arms, everywhere. Didn't let up for an hour.

    think its an age thing...
    "Can't you see..."

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    Got a cramp in my abs once during coitus. Freaking sidelined me. Couldn't even finish. In retrospect I really should have hydrated with water rather than beer after my morning run that day but, as they say, you live and you learn.
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Is this the "Humble Brag" thread?
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Tucker View Post
    A little serious, since I'm like a brazillion miles from decent skiing play a lot of tennis. summers here, not unusual to have ball buster three setter in 100 dregree 80% humidity conditions. This summer I had like total electrical shutdown. cramps in my fingers, legs, arms, everywhere. Didn't let up for an hour.

    think its an age thing...
    That happened to me in a 24hr MTB race (I was in my late 20's). Problem was I over hydrated and flushed all of the electrolytes out of my system. I'd totally seize up and fall over on my bike.

    And yes I have had a leg cramp de-rail me at a very inopportune time. Really kills the moment.
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    It a conditioning thing...got to train more. Once a year is not enough.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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