Things I Have Learned ...

**MakersTeleMark** · 12-13-2018, 12:48 AM

And here we go, wisdom bits from the maggots' mouths.

**highangle** · 12-13-2018, 02:13 AM

Synthetic aperture sonar is more fun than it sounds!

SB · 12-13-2018, 05:43 AM

Dont trust a roomba!

**prsboogie** · 12-13-2018, 05:53 AM

Over 40, never put too much trust in a fart

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**TBS** · 12-13-2018, 09:01 AM

You’ll never win a fartin contest against a horses ass

**Viva** · 12-13-2018, 09:58 AM

There be a Maggot Wisdom thread, maybeeeee, twelve or thirteen years ago, ya JONG!

**AK47bp** · 12-13-2018, 10:02 AM

Big Mogul wants you to think they are made "naturally" but moguls are just another gubmint control tentacle of the masses.

**AK47bp** · 12-13-2018, 10:35 AM

Those things are like missiles, you try to talk to them and they're a buncha smart alecs.

**Micol** · 12-13-2018, 12:05 PM

shoe horns are no joke

**k2skier112** · 12-13-2018, 02:32 PM

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

**Marshall Tucker** · 12-13-2018, 03:51 PM

I dunno. PM Rontele.

(ta dum dum)

**hutash** · 12-13-2018, 04:04 PM

Hydrate well before sex. Might even consider an electrolyte supplement. Camelbacks help.

**irul&ublo** · 12-13-2018, 04:14 PM

There were no actual canines in the pop/rock band Three Dog Night

**Kenny Satch** · 12-14-2018, 12:15 PM

4ply is going to rehab for $37 a day

**::: :::** · 12-14-2018, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by hutash

Hydrate well before sex. Might even consider an electrolyte supplement. Camelbacks help.

kama sutra doesn't have a congress of the camel or making the camel with two backs

**Whiteroom_Guardian** · 12-14-2018, 01:01 PM

Stay in school forever if you are under 40 years of age.....or know really rich people.....or both ideally.

**boarddad** · 12-16-2018, 01:04 AM

Never argue with a pregnant woman.

**riser4** · 12-16-2018, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by boarddad

Never argue with a pregnant woman.

You don't need teh TRG to learn tgat. All it takes is one argument with a pregnant woman. You'll never make that mistake again.

**riser4** · 12-16-2018, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by k2skier112

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

That's what's wrong with society. At some point it devolves into tRump: Don't ask for either one.

**tango uniform** · 12-16-2018, 08:32 AM

Don't tug on Superman's cape.

**tango uniform** · 12-16-2018, 09:17 AM

Don't spit in the wind.

**frorider** · 12-16-2018, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by Viva

There be a Maggot Wisdom thread, maybeeeee, twelve or thirteen years ago, ya JONG!

There was a multi page one about a month ago or less. Too lazy to pull it up.

**Meadow Skipper** · 12-16-2018, 09:47 AM

At least once a day I realize I haven’t learned a goddam thing.

**tango uniform** · 12-16-2018, 10:03 AM

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger!

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