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  1. 12-08-2018, 11:43 AM #1
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    Who is the best captain?

    and WHY?


    Morgan?

    Picard?

    Underpants?

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  3. 12-08-2018, 11:59 AM #3
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  4. 12-08-2018, 12:01 PM #4
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    i grews up watchin the roos eatin the crunch
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    im a sailor jerry's guy though
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    Who is the best captain?

    Captain Kangaroo.

    Why?

    I think that's obvious.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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  6. 12-08-2018, 12:06 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.
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  7. 12-08-2018, 12:07 PM #7
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    Who is the best captain?

    Captain Obvious, obviously.
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  8. 12-08-2018, 12:15 PM #8
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  9. 12-08-2018, 12:19 PM #9
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    No mention of Captain America yet....

    Also no mention yet of Captain Stubing from the Love Boat days...
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    Among the sailing ship captains was a man named James Buffett. The skipper of the five-masted barkentine Chicamauga, from Pascagoula, Mississippi, was the grandfather of singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett. In his autobiography, A Pirate Looks at Fifty, Buffett quotes his father, who spent much of his child-hood aboard the Chicamauga and remembered Salt Cay as the place he had some of the best times of his life. While salt was being loaded onto the ship, bound for New Orleans, the six-year-old boy who would grow up to be Jimmy’s father, would "take off with a group of local kids and…chase flamingos and catch lobsters from the beach."
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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  12. 12-08-2018, 12:24 PM #12
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    ‘cause love will keep us together
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  13. 12-08-2018, 12:29 PM #13
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  14. 12-08-2018, 12:35 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackattack View Post
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    Technically he's Cap'n.

    Whoever said Daryl Dragon made me LOL.
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  15. 12-08-2018, 12:35 PM #15
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    How about the worst captain?
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    How about the worst captain?
    Come on, Jonas Grumby ruled. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would have been lost. Never forget that.
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  17. 12-08-2018, 12:43 PM #17
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    Ron, Kirk, Hook, Zissou, Sully?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Come on, Jonas Grumby ruled. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would have been lost. Never forget that.
    The "fearless crew" did 90% of all the actual work and labor while the rest of them just sat on their asses and yelled at him all the time complaining..



    And, for the entire series the Minnow and everyone aboard was "lost"..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    Captain Powder
    It took 17 replies??

    Of course it's Captain Powder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F#*k You Cat View Post
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    Lame Adam Ant wannabe.
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    Worst pirate I've ever seen...
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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    Got to be Bligh...who else could get thrown off his own ship in the middle of the southern Pacific ocean then sail an open launch 4,000 miles?

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    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...    iscariot
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