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  1. #1
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    I'm Screwing a Flake!

    Late at night
    she knocks at my door
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    ^^ Interestingly, hes from Snowflake, AZ.
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    didn't you mean "I'm dating a flake?"

    rhyming....how does it work?

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    She’s drunk again and looking to score?


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    I rip the groomed on tele gear

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    Theeeeere Grrrrrrreat
    bF
    Alpental Indigenous

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    didn't you mean "I'm dating a flake?"

    rhyming....how does it work?
    What do you know about mexican food anyway?

    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    Theeeeere Grrrrrrreat
    Where's the great?



    (In the future, it's "they're" not "there".)

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    So your hand knocks on your door
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    So your hand knocks on your door
    Hey man, You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings.
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    useless thread without nude photos of said Flake for proper maggot assessment.
    Last edited by danmelon; 12-06-2018 at 12:55 PM. Reason: edit to add nude
    21° 12°

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    Hey man, You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

    I'm so sorry cupcake...here, this will make you feel better....





    Oh, and BTW....naked pics
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by danmelon View Post
    useless thread without nude photos of said Flake for proper maggot assessment.
    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I'm so sorry cupcake...here, this will make you feel better....





    Oh, and BTW....naked pics
    That does make me feel better. Thank you. See, doesn't if feel good to be nice, even if just once in a while? For a minute there I was beginning to think that this was a cold, cruel place.

    No schedule on the naked pics.
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    Have phun with the flake.

    Make sure your shot record is up to date, better yet wrap that rascal.

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    I'm Screwing a Flake!

    Said my wife. Often. I must be doing something right though. 21.5 years plus 2.5 years living in sin.
    Real VTers tap trees.

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    so true

    we are all a little flaky! it seems to get worse as we get older

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    Quote Originally Posted by detrusor View Post
    She’s drunk again and looking to score?


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    i laughed
    .....I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record

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