I’d rather be a veterinarian than an engineer

[twodogs]

What is this shit? Why not help the puppies and kitties?

[Kenny Satch]

I'd rather be a Gynecologist than an Urologist

[mangle]

That moment when you realize that everything they teach you in the beginning of a differential equations class is merely a simplification of a Laplace or fourrier transform...

[Skistack]

Didn’t a dog just bite you in the face?




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[Peruvian]

I’d rather be a hammer than a nail.

[skifishbum]

if i could i surely would

[reckless toboggan]

[highangle]

[PB]

Vet Med: satisfying until you meet your first owner. Engineering: top 5 ways to avoid people.

[Like a Boss]

so not just me

Lol, not just me either. Mine always is high school related, never college.

[Talisman]

Vet Med: satisfying until you meet your first owner. Engineering: top 5 ways to avoid people.

When a Vet makes a mistake the animal dies and a an awkward conversation with the owner settles it. When an engineer makes a mistake the issue has to be resolved and the mistake lived with for a long time.

[riser4]

so not just me

Correct. I have this one every few months.

[billyk]

Correct. I have this one every few months.

Not that often for me, but it and the one where I look around and notice that I’m the only one not wearing clothes in class are regulars.

[XXX-er]

I keep reading this thread title as "I'd rather be a Vegetarian than an engineer "

[idahospud]

That moment when you realize that everything they teach you in the beginning of a differential equations class is merely a simplification of a Laplace or fourrier transform...

If it's not working out in the time domain, try the frequency domain. The reverse applies, too. In some instances, though, you're just fucked. Sorry.

[Obstruction]

Get this one all to often. I've trained myself to tell the dream DJ to fuck off, Ive got all the degrees I want.

[DBdude]

college dreams and bar tending/waiting tables dreams mean I am stressed out

[Marshall Tucker]

I used to get those regularly but it's been a year. I would wake up really freaking out, worried that I'd failed a few classes and would fuck up my GPA. While teh pluses are too numerous to remember, college sure as shit had it's stress as well. Lotta coffee and Marlboro lights.

Oh and I'd druther be the monkee than the engineer

[skiJ]

Vet Med: satisfying until you meet your first owner. Engineering: top 5 ways to avoid people.

twodogs has not spent his day "palpating" three hundred dairy cows... and

There is Truth above.


( I think hutash does okay )


tj. Class of '87

[hutash]

I keep reading this thread title as "I'd rather be a Vegetarian than an engineer "

You mean I have been doing it wrong all these years. I spent all those years at Uni, and I could have just cut out meat?

[From_the_NEK]

Get this one all to often. I've trained myself to tell the dream DJ to fuck off, Ive got all the degrees I want.

Almost 20 years later and I have finally started doing the same when my subconscious decides to dredge up this dream. I'm too old for this shit waking up in a cold sweat thinking I forgot to go to a class for an entire semester that I signed up for.

[The AD]

Engineering schools make you demonstrate you understand this shit and after that you essentially never have to think about it as a working engineer.

P.S. I had that dream for years, but it's been a while now. I think I'm officially over the hump. Now I'll probably start having dreams that I'm retired and have run out of money or something...

[EWG]

I keep reading this thread title as "I'd rather be a monkey than an engineer "

Fixed it for me.

[SB]

You would probably make a lot of dogs happy.

[PB]

When a Vet makes a mistake the animal dies and a an awkward conversation with the owner settles it. When an engineer makes a mistake the issue has to be resolved and the mistake lived with for a long time.

Not sure if serious.