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  1. #1
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    So, I pull up next to this girl with a rocket-box....

    Covered in ski/bike stickers. The one that jumped out at me said:
    "Too Bad You Can't Ski As Fast As You CUM"

    Anyone know this girl?

    Klassy!
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

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    DD's mom?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    who is going to admit to that ^^
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    Her box was covered by stickers? Ouch, that must hurt. At least you got to see one in real life though.

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    So, I pull up next to this girl with a rocket-box....

    Rocket boxes make every one cum quick.
    "Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto

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    If you pull them off quick enough she won't have to wax.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    She sounds bitter about something.

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    I always assumed every girl had a rocket box.

    Kooks begging to be rad/gnarly, rarely/never are.

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    I hope you complimented her on her "box". Was this in Cali ?
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    She sounds bitter about something.
    She should scissor

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    wrong website.. try missed connections on craigslist

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    bet she had a bumper sticker that said " if you are gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair"
    Always liked that girl

    my money is on Kristen Ulmer

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    They come from a couple of girls who live in Jackson...

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    Do you or don't you care that she teles?
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Covered in ski/bike stickers. The one that jumped out at me said:
    "Too Bad You Can't Ski As Fast As You CUM"

    Anyone know this girl?

    Klassy!
    Did you happen to see what tires she had?


    This is important.

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    They call her LOLA.....

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    Subaru Forrester?


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    The klassy gals of Michigan have taken to the “baby up in this bitch” stickers. There’s some girl in town who spelled out FUCK GUN CONTOL using assault rifle stickers on her back window.

    I figure all of this is how juggalos find each other and mate.
    It’s pretty grim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    So I pull up next to this girl with a rocket box Covered in ski/bike stickers. The one that jumped out at me said: "Too Bad You Can't Ski As Fast As You CUM"

    Then I rolled down my window and said to her “I’m gonna be late getting tonight sweetheart, can you take the boy to soccer practice?”
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    my kind of girl
    maybe she is ready for a relationship

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    I figure all of this is how juggalos find each other and mate.
    It’s pretty grim.
    This made me laugh. Thankyou.

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    Did she back in

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    These should be plugged in every night
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    Quote Originally Posted by TCNROMPER View Post
    They come from a couple of girls who live in Jackson...
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