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11-21-2018, 09:59 AM #1
Nobody Cares that you Tele
Carrots received a pardon today
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11-21-2018, 10:42 AM #2Registered User
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Wow. That is the first truly bizarre thing (the mention of tele, in that turkey's profile - yes, it is in fact on the whitehouse.gov site) that's come out of the current administration, that hasn't pissed me off.
I'm devastated, however, that no one cares that I tele.
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11-21-2018, 12:23 PM #3Registered User
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Yoga, telemark skiing, and a strong and confidant gobble. Michael Cares.
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11-21-2018, 12:43 PM #4Chowder Lover
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Apparently trump cares. It’s the only plausible reason to save that bird from the smoker. I think I might send him a personal thank you for helping to keep tele alive.
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11-21-2018, 01:26 PM #5
Nope. Trump doesn't care either. Carrots didn't get the pardon but does get to live.
While Peas was chosen to receive the presidential pardon, both he and Carrots will live out the rest of their turkey lives -- an expectancy of 10 years -- at Virginia Tech's "Gobblers Rest" exhibit.powdork.com - new and improved, with 20% more dork.
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11-21-2018, 01:41 PM #6
Is it redundant to say that Elvis is the favorite musician of one who Telemark snow skis?
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11-21-2018, 02:07 PM #7
Hey, if it keeps me from getting eaten...
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11-21-2018, 02:08 PM #8
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11-21-2018, 03:24 PM #9Registered User
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11-21-2018, 05:44 PM #10
so that's my problem
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11-21-2018, 06:11 PM #11
Hey, your binding is broken.
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11-21-2018, 06:15 PM #12
FAKE NEWS!!!
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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11-21-2018, 06:28 PM #13
Most that Tele are overweight with bad knees.
Going to start yelling "Yard Bird" at them while riding the lift.
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11-21-2018, 10:11 PM #14
You've got to yell Meat Bird at them for the full effect.
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11-22-2018, 12:13 AM #15Registered User
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Says you.
The fact is: most skiers in general fit your description, so your argument is entirely moot.
Have to admit: tele is not the most efficient way down the mountain.
Downloading the lift is.
Get your balls in a wad and try it sometime. You will definitely be humiliated. Then you will either catch the buzz and push through, or more likely you would bail and continue to have a douchetard attitude towards tele. I mean: who cares (hence the title of this thread)?
Do what you like. Try not to arbitrarily be be an ass.Last edited by skizix; 11-22-2018 at 12:41 AM.
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11-22-2018, 12:27 AM #16powdork.com - new and improved, with 20% more dork.
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11-22-2018, 12:45 AM #17Registered User
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I'm good.
Just calling out assbaggery for assbaggery's sake. NBD.
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11-22-2018, 08:06 AM #18Chowder Lover
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Most skiers probably are overweight. Remember, 95% of skiers ski less than 5 days a year and most americans are overweight. Carrots on the other hand looks deliciously plump and I’m sure his quads would go great with some mashed potatoes and gravy. I’ll inspect his knees at the dinner table.
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11-22-2018, 08:11 AM #19
I am a long time tele bird, and have always laughed along with those poking fun at our approach to getting down (and up) the hill. I mean, at least I don't splitboard man..... And good lord, knee pads on the outside doing the grasshopper on the buff (to paraphrase Parker), wtf wouldn't make fun of telewhackers after that embarrassing era of dingleberryism.
skizix, lighten up and happy turkey day all!!
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11-22-2018, 08:15 AM #20
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11-22-2018, 08:44 AM #21
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11-22-2018, 09:15 AM #22
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11-22-2018, 11:15 AM #23Registered User
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11-22-2018, 11:17 AM #24
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11-22-2018, 10:58 PM #25
@Skizix^^
"Do what you like. Try not to arbitrarily be be an ass."
Sig worthy, if i may?
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