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11-13-2018, 02:17 PM #1
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Do You Fellatiate your Red Wine (Bottles)?
I personally never have but I seem to recall divegirl trying it once.
Techniques so you don't chip a tooth are appreciated."Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying
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11-13-2018, 03:34 PM #2
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Ask Divegirl for tips. I recall a night in my apartment where she was fellatiating a vodka bottle. She could have gone pro
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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11-13-2018, 04:18 PM #3
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Is this thread gonna end with a 10,000th post of a video of a wine bottle breaking in some guys ass?
Originally Posted by XXX-er
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11-13-2018, 04:42 PM #4
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Fellate. The word you’re looking for is Fellate.
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11-13-2018, 04:47 PM #5
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Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-13-2018, 05:19 PM #6
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urb...tiate&=true Originally Posted by frorider
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11-13-2018, 05:36 PM #7
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Originally Posted by t-the-east
Uhhh, no....
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fellate
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fellatiateQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-13-2018, 06:05 PM #8
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Exactly. Not in the dictionary. Same deal with "gullible". Originally Posted by irul&ublo
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11-13-2018, 06:17 PM #9
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Or "Large Irish Penis." Originally Posted by iceman
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11-13-2018, 06:54 PM #10
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My sister used to work at a hospital as a radio technician. She told me that on more than one occasion, she found light bulbs up guys arses. Whatever floats your boat Originally Posted by reckless toboggan
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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11-13-2018, 07:00 PM #11
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Hopefully they've switched to LED.
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11-13-2018, 07:22 PM #12
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I'm quite sure all those words are in the dictionary. Originally Posted by Tippster
Or "Large Irish Penis."
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11-13-2018, 07:29 PM #13
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But not in Nature???
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11-13-2018, 07:32 PM #14
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No, the joke is, "just not all together".
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11-13-2018, 07:39 PM #15
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It’s like we’re edumacating these philistines, one misspelled sexual term at a time. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
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11-13-2018, 08:05 PM #16
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Everybody’s arguing about words and this is the only picture. This thread is an embarrassment to the PR. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
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11-13-2018, 09:12 PM #17
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I'm sure the standard excuse is "I fell on it," which is pretty hard to believe. Funny thing is, I know someone who fell while roughhousing drunk and took a mostly direct hit to the rectum with a small lava lamp. Originally Posted by schindlerpiste
The party was on a friend's parents' rural farm 30 minutes out of town by gravel road. After the unfortunate fall, the host and his brother load lava lamp face down into the minivan and head to the community hospital.
On call doc is a good family friend of the kid's and wonders what the fuck kind of party he was at, and with no available nurses, gets the other two to scrub in and assist with the extraction of the lava lamp from their buddy's rectum. Apparently the lamp itself was easy enough to get out but the little plastic cap was way up in there.
Lava lamp left town to live with extended family while hoping the whole thing would blow over. He came back to town the following September to finish up highschool, and received a welcome home gift of a lava lamp from almost every student.Last edited by wicked_sick; 11-13-2018 at 09:40 PM.
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