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    Things to do at work if you are bored thread

    You can ride around on trains...this here is a Norwegian train.

    P.S., there are lots of tunnels.
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    you mean other than surf TGR, right?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    you mean other than surf TGR, right?
    Yes. Look at it as something to do while you wait for the other person to respond to antagonizing post you just made.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Yes. Look at it as something to do while you wait for the other person to respond to antagonizing post you just made.
    I just hover over the F5 key and repeatedly press it until there is a response.

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    ^^Everyone has a technique that works for them. As we see in the video above, not every grizzly catches salmon the same way. Look at this as another alternative.
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    PUBG Mobile occupies my time.
    Quote Originally Posted by jlboyell View Post
    Climate change deniers should be in the same boat as the flat earthers, ridiculed for stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    coming up blank
    Set your phaser to "stun."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    You can ride around on trains...
    Do they do one of those with a Bus.

    For Danno.

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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Do they do one of those with a Bus.

    For Danno.

    If they did a bus one in Canada, someone would lose their head.
    Quote Originally Posted by jlboyell View Post
    Climate change deniers should be in the same boat as the flat earthers, ridiculed for stupidity.

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    I plan out places to eat at.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    you mean other than surf TGR, right?
    Has furious masturbation been suggested?
    Last edited by irul&ublo; 10-30-2018 at 03:56 PM.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Has furious masterbation been suggested?
    I was about to mention that ...

    Pro tip. Even if you think no one is around, its best to do it a private bathroom...rather than at your desk.
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    Slay the bathroom!
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    its 420
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    you mean other than surf Reddit, right?
    FIFY.

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    Look for another jawb. Been my pastime lately
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless View Post
    I plan out places to eat at.
    Sounds wild, you must be fun at parties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    I was about to mention that ...

    Pro tip. Even if you think no one is around, its best to do it a private bathroom...rather than at your desk.
    A makeshift masturbatorium was found at my work several years ago in a decommissioned bathroom in an abandoned part of our facility. Silver Nitrate (stains skin black with light exposure) was added to the lotion, but word of that spread and the setup disappeared soon after.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    A makeshift masturbatorium was found at my work several years ago in a decommissioned bathroom in an abandoned part of our facility. Silver Nitrate (stains skin black with light exposure) was added to the lotion, but word of that spread and the setup disappeared soon after.
    WTF is a "makeshift masturbatorium"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    WTF is a "makeshift masturbatorium"?

    PM Rontele
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    PM Rontele
    Rontal's box = full

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyg82 View Post
    If they did a bus one in Canada, someone would lose their head.
    Too soon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    Rontal's box = full
    rontele's box is the makeshift masturbatorium?

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