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  1. #1
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    Quick Help Me Out!

    so this is a transcript of text messages I'm getting

    "Hi girls making sure dinner tomorrow night still works. how about 6:00 PM at that new italian place in colleyville or lazy dog?"
    "Works for me. Either place will work for me"
    "OK let's try the italian place, I havent been there"
    "Sounds Good"
    "Sounds good. It's called loveria cafe. Has anyone been there?"
    "No I havent been there"

    so I don't know who these people are; obviously they effed up with my cell number as I'm about 1500 miles away from these area codes.

    So I respond

    "6:30?"

    and I get

    "that works!"

    so help me out, what else can I say to fuck with these people?
    "Can't you see..."

  2. #2
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    now I got a thumbs up emoji
    "Can't you see..."

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    tell them to leave their wallets at home because it's your treat tonight!

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    Tell them about you Italian sausage with cream sauce special.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    "Gals, I had something come up and I'll be 20-30 minutes late. Can you do me a favor and order for me so my food is ready when I get there?"

    Here's the menu: https://loveriacaffe.com/dinner-menu/

    Insalata Di Gamberi, followed by Risotto Alle Cappesante and Controfiletto, and finished with Crema Cotta sounds lovely to me, but order whatever you please.

  6. #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    tell them to leave their wallets at home because it's your treat tonight!
    Excellent idea
    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

    Kenny Satch - With pleasure

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    "no panties for this one, right?"
    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

  8. #8
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    “Who’s bringing the lube?”

    “My safe word is Giblets, what is yours?”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

  9. #9
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    "Looking forward to dinner tonight... I have really exciting news to share with you guys! (heart emoji)"

  10. #10
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    "I'm bringing Mr Purple as a "date" *wink*"


    Or if you really want to fuck with them, show up. You know the time and place.... Road trip!

  11. #11
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    You guys are being too overtly sexual. I would defer to KQ first and foremost.

  12. #12
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    haven't gotten anymore texts so cipher I've been outed. Oh well!
    "Can't you see..."

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