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Thread: Quick Help Me Out!
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10-23-2018, 10:54 AM #1
Quick Help Me Out!
so this is a transcript of text messages I'm getting
"Hi girls making sure dinner tomorrow night still works. how about 6:00 PM at that new italian place in colleyville or lazy dog?"
"Works for me. Either place will work for me"
"OK let's try the italian place, I havent been there"
"Sounds Good"
"Sounds good. It's called loveria cafe. Has anyone been there?"
"No I havent been there"
so I don't know who these people are; obviously they effed up with my cell number as I'm about 1500 miles away from these area codes.
So I respond
"6:30?"
and I get
"that works!"
so help me out, what else can I say to fuck with these people?"Can't you see..."
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10-23-2018, 11:02 AM #2
now I got a thumbs up emoji
"Can't you see..."
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10-23-2018, 11:08 AM #3
tell them to leave their wallets at home because it's your treat tonight!
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10-23-2018, 11:11 AM #4
Tell them about you Italian sausage with cream sauce special.
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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10-23-2018, 11:16 AM #5
"Gals, I had something come up and I'll be 20-30 minutes late. Can you do me a favor and order for me so my food is ready when I get there?"
Here's the menu: https://loveriacaffe.com/dinner-menu/
Insalata Di Gamberi, followed by Risotto Alle Cappesante and Controfiletto, and finished with Crema Cotta sounds lovely to me, but order whatever you please.
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10-23-2018, 11:17 AM #6
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10-23-2018, 11:20 AM #7
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10-23-2018, 11:41 AM #8
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10-23-2018, 12:09 PM #9
"Looking forward to dinner tonight... I have really exciting news to share with you guys! (heart emoji)"
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10-23-2018, 12:10 PM #10
"I'm bringing Mr Purple as a "date" *wink*"
Or if you really want to fuck with them, show up. You know the time and place.... Road trip!
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10-23-2018, 12:17 PM #11
You guys are being too overtly sexual. I would defer to KQ first and foremost.
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10-23-2018, 12:47 PM #12
haven't gotten anymore texts so cipher I've been outed. Oh well!
"Can't you see..."
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