What the Fuck is Going on with Monkeys

**Timberridge** · 10-22-2018, 03:17 PM

Mr Singh’s brother Krishnapal told The Times of India : "Monkeys threw more than 20 bricks at Dharampal on Thursday.

"Thrown from quite a height, the bricks were enough to kill him.

"These rogue monkeys are the real culprits and must pay for it."

Mr Singh's family has lodged a formal complaint and named monkeys as the accused but police insisted they cannot prosecute monkeys and have declared Mr Singh’s death was an accident.

Chitwan Singh, station officer at Doghat police station, said: "How can we register the case against monkeys?

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...w/66288971.cms

**AK47bp** · 10-22-2018, 03:49 PM

Humans apparently came from monkeys/apes. Why are there still monkeys? Didn't they evolve into us? Why are there monkeys and humans but no half monkey half humans anymore.

Why do humans love bananas so much?

Does this need to be in the pegging thread?

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**Benny Profane** · 10-22-2018, 03:58 PM

Major League scouts are now booking flights to find badly needed intimidating relief pitchers

**iceman** · 10-22-2018, 03:59 PM

Why would anyone put monkeys in a barrel? And what's fun about that?

**hutash** · 10-22-2018, 04:25 PM

The monkeys are just trying help even the body count for their baboon brethren.

**PNWbrit** · 10-22-2018, 04:34 PM

I think they're still playing and recording but it's not the same thing at all since the passing of Davy Jones.

**iceman** · 10-22-2018, 04:59 PM

Your mom and Chuck Berry.

**GeezerSteve** · 10-22-2018, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

police insisted they cannot prosecute monkeys

this is consistent with Anglo-American law

**Svengali** · 10-23-2018, 06:35 AM

**SumJongGuy** · 10-23-2018, 07:13 AM

**SumJongGuy** · 10-23-2018, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

Humans apparently came from monkeys/apes. Why are there still monkeys? Didn't they evolve into us? Why are there monkeys and humans but no half monkey half humans anymore.

Why do humans love bananas so much?

Does this need to be in the pegging thread?

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**pepperdawg** · 10-23-2018, 07:33 AM

Hire that Baboon Killer guy from Idaho. Win Win?

**irul&ublo** · 10-23-2018, 09:10 AM

I’m an ape man, I’m ape ape man, I’m an ape man

**reckless toboggan** · 10-23-2018, 09:24 AM

The Monkees were a huge influence on the Beatles.

**Bruce Springskiin** · 10-23-2018, 09:27 AM

They have been trouble for years

https://youtu.be/T2SoEbHk8fU

- I am here for the stoke

**Skistack** · 10-23-2018, 10:37 AM

It takes a good monkey with a brick to stop a bad monkey with a brick.

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**irul&ublo** · 10-23-2018, 11:29 AM

Bricks don’t kill people, monkeys kill people

**Timberridge** · 10-23-2018, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Bricks don’t kill people, monkeys kill people

If the monkeys had automatic rifles, it would have been a bloodbath.

**plugboots** · 10-23-2018, 11:43 AM

**XXX-er** · 10-23-2018, 12:00 PM

well i heard they don't even thro their own bricks

**thebirdhunter** · 10-23-2018, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by hutash

The monkeys are just trying help even the body count for their baboon brethren.

Pretty sure other monkeys don't give a flying fuck if a family of baboons were massacred.

**Benny Profane** · 10-23-2018, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

The Monkees were a huge influence on the Beatles.

Shame on you.

**Meathelmet** · 10-23-2018, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Why would anyone put monkeys in a barrel? And what's fun about that?

It´s all fun until you try to get the fucking monkeys out of the barrel. What a fucking hassle.

So I guess the fun lies somewhere in between.
Like between shoving them in and taking them out.
Dunno.
Anyone?

**iceman** · 10-23-2018, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Meathelmet

It´s all fun until you try to get the fucking monkeys out of the barrel. What a fucking hassle.

Huh. I kinda thought getting them into the barrel in the first place would be the hard part. I mean every time you turned around to get another one, they'd all jump out.

Unless they were dead, I guess. Then, putting them in a barrel would be pretty easy. But what fun is a barrel full of dead monkeys? And after a while it would get pretty disgusting.