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  1. #1
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    Just me and my dogs running the city

    That is what is up. Who is the one, who is the one y’all know that has done it better than me percentage wise. There is only one, 100%.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8JON2Cg7w8
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    Damn dawg, how was your time in County?

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    Do you have two broken legs after that fat soccer mom kidnapped and sledgehammered you after schmoozing her with a $6k pimp sled ?

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    wonis the loneliest number

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Do you have two broken legs after that fat soccer mom kidnapped and sledgehammered you after schmoozing her with a $6k pimp sled ?
    Tell me a story old fuck
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    Well, well...look at what the cat drug in...

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    Just me and my dogs running the city

    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Tell me a story old fuck
    Ok...once upon a time, there was a boy named drew who lived in his mother’s basement. He spent a lot of time one winter trying to hook up with a teenage Canadian boy, but was unsuccessful. Once he got back to Minnesota, he buried his disappointment in a series of encounters with fat soccer moms, usually in the back seat of his faux AMG.

    His mother is very disappointed in him.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Is there a moral to the story?

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    It's just a story not a fable

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    Where the fuck was that filmed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Where the fuck was that filmed?
    Downtown Durango.
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    They have iguanas there?

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    Not anymore.
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    "after a while you can work on points for style"
    or take lessons

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Ok...once upon a time, there was a boy named drew who lived in his mother’s basement. He spent a lot of time one winter trying to hook up with a teenage Canadian boy, but was unsuccessful. Once he got back to Minnesota, he buried his disappointment in a series of encounters with fat soccer moms, usually in the back seat of his faux AMG.

    His mother is very disappointed in him.

    Hey drew don't be sad
    Take a used Benz and make it better
    Remember to never let Irul get under your skin
    Then you can start to eat better

    Hey Drew, don't let us down
    You've dated soccer moms so go and get her
    Remember to never feed her a steak
    Then you can start to look better

    Na na na na na na na na na na

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    Is there a moral to the story?
    Don't let a fat soccer mom on top, always have an exit strategy.

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    here is me

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    You've gotten hairier. Too much grey meats?

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    I haven’t heard much from the new leader, so maybe you’ll win by default. But if he invites you to visit his consulate, be very careful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    here is me

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    Looking good but listen, I've heard rumblings of unsatisfied citizens in your zone. Bull UP, if you're running the place run it like a pro.
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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