what do I do here

**east or bust** · 10-13-2018, 07:58 PM

Last night I met an older chick in the bar, this is now:

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WWMD?

**JimmyCarter** · 10-13-2018, 08:06 PM

So she's....crazy?

**Soups** · 10-13-2018, 08:15 PM

Are you sure you guys are actually talking to each other?

**JimmyCarter** · 10-13-2018, 08:17 PM

I assume he's trying to fuck some type of AI chatbot?

**SkiBall** · 10-13-2018, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

So she's....crazy?

It would appear so. I am fairly fluent in crazy having lived in country for 5 years.

**Harry** · 10-13-2018, 08:18 PM

Der poopenhousen

**RootSkier** · 10-13-2018, 09:18 PM

You're the one on the left, right? I'd advise her to go poopenhausen.

**::: :::** · 10-13-2018, 09:23 PM

That is an odd sequence of conversation
She probably was texting her other dudes at the same time and responded to the wrong thread

**AK47bp** · 10-13-2018, 09:34 PM

The girl wants fucked, fuck her. What is this amateur hour?

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**reckless toboggan** · 10-13-2018, 09:39 PM

Cook her a fish then sit in a hot tub all night talking and never make a move... Standard TGR operating procedure.

KQ · 10-13-2018, 09:49 PM

What?

**CascadeLuke** · 10-13-2018, 09:49 PM

Go get the job done
And pics or gtfo

**El Kanone** · 10-13-2018, 09:54 PM

#walkaway

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**SkiBall** · 10-13-2018, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by CascadeLuke

Go get the job done
And pics or gtfo

ULLR thread needs some legit contributions after being soiled today.

**Flyoverland Captive** · 10-13-2018, 10:01 PM

Oh hell no.

**CascadeLuke** · 10-13-2018, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by SkiBall

ULLR thread needs some legit contributions after being soiled today.

Somebody gets it. I’m dying for turns ova here! And yeah sidearms; whatcha got on your belt?

**Kenny Satch** · 10-13-2018, 10:10 PM

She seems unstable and horny.
I say do her but have an escape plan just encase she's married to an extremely unstable and violent man that likes to watch.

**yergz** · 10-13-2018, 10:11 PM

I’ll agree, odd conversation. However,one thing is clear; she wants it in the pooper. So give it to her in the pooper.

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**Flyoverland Captive** · 10-13-2018, 10:13 PM

Be careful, son...

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**PNWbrit** · 10-13-2018, 10:16 PM

Which one is you?

**Flyoverland Captive** · 10-13-2018, 10:22 PM

“I’m scared. I cry a lot.”

Seems safe; what could possibly go wrong?

**iceman** · 10-13-2018, 10:37 PM

such a great tune, dig it

**klar** · 10-14-2018, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by KQ

What?

+1

**reckless toboggan** · 10-14-2018, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

My advice is to not push the envelope--shove that shit. Keep doing freakier and freakier stuff until she bails. I.e. start by sticking a finger in her butt during sex (if you haven't already, shame on you), then do it again but stick it in her mouth afterwards. Next time, paint your willy up into a storm trooper with white out and shit. When she pulls it out, yell "that's the droid your looking for!" The next time, put the storm trooper in her Death Star and shout "It's a trap! The forcefield is still up!" Eventually grauduate to calling her Steve as you try and put everything within arm's reach into her brown lounge. Why, you ask? Because when she explain's to her friends why she's not into you anymore, they'll be DYING to sample the circus, themselves. Not to mention the sweet Star Wars nicknames you'll get around town.

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