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  1. #51
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    does she have a gun?

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    It's too late. OP already fucked up. The crazy chick has his phone number

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    e or b is young, he has his health, he should hit it.
    A salud, amor, y paz.

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    If she's Eastern European she may be part of one of those kidney stealing operations.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Sounds like the scooter joke. They're fun to ride until someone sees you on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Tell her if she really wants you she needs to write you a letter.
    Bravo! Haha.
    Be good, or be good at it.

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    hey guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    hey guys
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    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    hey guys
    are you done crying?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Unless those screen shots are from her phone, she was the one crying.

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    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    hey guys
    don't you "hey guys" us!
    get back in here, young man!
    we're not done with you yet!
    what did the texts mean? did you get freaky? were you catfished? are you still at her apartment and need a to send a message for help?

    a complete accounting is in order
    and none of this good girl/good boy bullshit...we expect a story of torrid deeds misremembered through the fog of forgotten lust & intoxicants, whether it is based on truthiness or not
    and pics

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    well I can say the texts got a lot weirder from there, weird enough that I can't post them here but never got a go ahead address. a couple scenarios could be at play here:

    a.) she is a complete freak and it's only a matter of time before things get funky
    b.) she was mistakenly texting me instead of one of her other side pieces
    c.) she could be a wealthy mistress, or way older than I thought, since she mentioned something about a retirement plan. I could end up as a live in butler/sex panther
    d.) this could be an elaborate scheme to steal some, or many, of my internal organs

    my personal guess is somewhere between a c, and d, but hey, I don't have much to lose. except my kidneys. I'm going to keep playing it, supposed to meet for some drinks later this week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    well I can say the texts got a lot weirder from there, weird enough that I can't post them here but never got a go ahead address. a couple scenarios could be at play here:

    a.) she is a complete freak and it's only a matter of time before things get funky
    b.) she was mistakenly texting me instead of one of her other side pieces
    c.) she could be a wealthy mistress, or way older than I thought, since she mentioned something about a retirement plan. I could end up as a live in butler/sex panther
    d.) this could be an elaborate scheme to steal some, or many, of my internal organs

    my personal guess is somewhere between a c, and d, but hey, I don't have much to lose. except my kidneys. I'm going to keep playing it, supposed to meet for some drinks later this week.
    Wear a rubber dood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    Wear a rubber dood.

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    as stated previously- double 'er up
    and if that sounds undesirable, then just imagine how emotionally unstable she will be as a pregnant woman
    skid luxury

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    I heard doubling up on rubbers actually makes them break.
    Also, we're gonna need more screenshots because you appear to have a date with something like a customer service chat bot.
    Reckless, fucking classic!
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    well I can say the texts got a lot weirder from there, weird enough that I can't post them here but never got a go ahead address.
    It is imperative you post those. They could mean life or death.

    WE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splittin View Post
    It is imperative you post those. They could mean life or death.

    WE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETY.
    He's right you know. Do you want your story on "The First 48" or "Cold Case"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    weird enough that I can't post them here
    nonsense

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    weird in what way? weird covers a lot of ground

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    as stated previously- double 'er up
    and if that sounds undesirable, then just imagine how emotionally unstable she will be as a pregnant woman
    You can get pregnant for backdoor access? Huh

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    Those little swimmers know what their doing. Life, finds a way.....

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    Make sure it's an away game ! Be sure to show up with ample supply of condoms, astro glyde and a prepaid phone for an emergency 911 rescue for when she steals your phone to check all your texts and emails. Maybe you'll get lucky and end up with a sugar momma.

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    Or unlucky and become dinner.

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    WE NEED ANSWERS NOW!!!

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