what do I do here

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-14-2018, 08:56 PM

e or b is young, he has his health, he should hit it.

**Timberridge** · 10-15-2018, 09:05 AM

If she's Eastern European she may be part of one of those kidney stealing operations.

**Meanfruit** · 10-15-2018, 09:16 AM

Sounds like the scooter joke. They're fun to ride until someone sees you on them.

**glademaster** · 10-15-2018, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Tell her if she really wants you she needs to write you a letter.

Bravo! Haha.

**east or bust** · 10-15-2018, 03:22 PM

hey guys

**adrenalated** · 10-15-2018, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by east or bust

hey guys

**Danno** · 10-15-2018, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by east or bust

hey guys

are you done crying?

**Tamburello Rouge** · 10-15-2018, 05:07 PM

Unless those screen shots are from her phone, she was the one crying.

**SumJongGuy** · 10-15-2018, 07:25 PM

**::: :::** · 10-16-2018, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by east or bust

hey guys

don't you "hey guys" us!
get back in here, young man!
we're not done with you yet!
what did the texts mean? did you get freaky? were you catfished? are you still at her apartment and need a to send a message for help?

a complete accounting is in order
and none of this good girl/good boy bullshit...we expect a story of torrid deeds misremembered through the fog of forgotten lust & intoxicants, whether it is based on truthiness or not
and pics

**east or bust** · 10-16-2018, 05:50 PM

well I can say the texts got a lot weirder from there, weird enough that I can't post them here but never got a go ahead address. a couple scenarios could be at play here:

a.) she is a complete freak and it's only a matter of time before things get funky
b.) she was mistakenly texting me instead of one of her other side pieces
c.) she could be a wealthy mistress, or way older than I thought, since she mentioned something about a retirement plan. I could end up as a live in butler/sex panther
d.) this could be an elaborate scheme to steal some, or many, of my internal organs

my personal guess is somewhere between a c, and d, but hey, I don't have much to lose. except my kidneys. I'm going to keep playing it, supposed to meet for some drinks later this week.

**Skidog** · 10-16-2018, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by east or bust

well I can say the texts got a lot weirder from there, weird enough that I can't post them here but never got a go ahead address. a couple scenarios could be at play here:

a.) she is a complete freak and it's only a matter of time before things get funky
b.) she was mistakenly texting me instead of one of her other side pieces
c.) she could be a wealthy mistress, or way older than I thought, since she mentioned something about a retirement plan. I could end up as a live in butler/sex panther
d.) this could be an elaborate scheme to steal some, or many, of my internal organs

my personal guess is somewhere between a c, and d, but hey, I don't have much to lose. except my kidneys. I'm going to keep playing it, supposed to meet for some drinks later this week.

Wear a rubber dood.

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**babybear** · 10-16-2018, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by Skidog

Wear a rubber dood.

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as stated previously- double 'er up
and if that sounds undesirable, then just imagine how emotionally unstable she will be as a pregnant woman

**stuckathuntermtn** · 10-16-2018, 08:03 PM

I heard doubling up on rubbers actually makes them break.
Also, we're gonna need more screenshots because you appear to have a date with something like a customer service chat bot.
Reckless, fucking classic!

**splittin** · 10-17-2018, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by east or bust

well I can say the texts got a lot weirder from there, weird enough that I can't post them here but never got a go ahead address.

It is imperative you post those. They could mean life or death.

WE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETY.

**JimmyCarter** · 10-17-2018, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by splittin

It is imperative you post those. They could mean life or death.

WE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETY.

He's right you know. Do you want your story on "The First 48" or "Cold Case"?

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**GeezerSteve** · 10-17-2018, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by east or bust

weird enough that I can't post them here

nonsense

**DBdude** · 10-17-2018, 09:09 AM

weird in what way? weird covers a lot of ground

**Skidog** · 10-17-2018, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by b-bear

as stated previously- double 'er up
and if that sounds undesirable, then just imagine how emotionally unstable she will be as a pregnant woman

You can get pregnant for backdoor access? Huh

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**m2711c** · 10-17-2018, 12:10 PM

Those little swimmers know what their doing. Life, finds a way.....

**fatnslow** · 10-17-2018, 12:45 PM

Make sure it's an away game ! Be sure to show up with ample supply of condoms, astro glyde and a prepaid phone for an emergency 911 rescue for when she steals your phone to check all your texts and emails. Maybe you'll get lucky and end up with a sugar momma.