presidential alert...

[::: :::]

that just scared the shit out of me...

[::: :::]

[turning volume down]

[2FUNKY]

I received a “presidential “ last night. Missed this one, dammit.

[capulin overdrive]

Fucker! Doing my best not to pay attention to the cheeto and the news, now the cocksucker is bothering me on my phone.

[reckless toboggan]

Block the number and report it as spam.

[riser4]

Didn't startled e because I follow the news and was expecting it. I however didn't have the presence of mind to have the phone in my pocket. Buzz buzz.

[frorider]

This alert system will come in very handy when he announces his resignation

[Self Jupiter]

Scared Z F out of me

[Timberridge]

If the Russians find a way to hack into that alert system, it could get interesting.

[TAFKALVS]

This alert system will come in very handy when he announces his resignation

Nah man, it's gonna be handy when he blows the lid off the deep state via a texted document release.

[jackstraw]

If the Russians find a way to hack into that alert system, it could get interesting.

Jeezus phuck

[PB]

Apparently I am not worthy.

Keep me posted guys.

[Sirshredalot]

This alert system will come in very handy when he announces his resignation

He's not announcing his resignation. He's getting led out in cuffs, skipping bail, and flying to Moscow where he will attack the US and announce conspiracy theories to his followers.

I realize that sounds absurd, but you have to realize that we no longer have a functioning, first-world-style political system. If we did, he never would've been elected or he would've been removed from office already.

What I outlined above is really a near-best-case scenario for removing a third-world buffoonish dictator from office.

But I digress. The fucking phone thing sucks.

[Timberridge]

Jeezus phuck

Not to worry, I'm sure it's secure

[hawkgt]

that just scared the shit out of me...

same, put the conf call on mute and speaker. zoning off looking at the wind in the trees as a highly qualified engineer takes 20 mins to answer a yes or no question and BAM!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!

bunch of phones in background were going off.

[iceman]

He's not announcing his resignation. He's getting led out in cuffs, skipping bail, and flying to Moscow where he will attack the US and announce conspiracy theories to his followers.

I realize that sounds absurd...

No it doesn't. I've been saying the same thing for months. First I thought it up just as a comedy bit, but then I thought about it a little more...and all I can say is bring it.

[k2skier112]

At least it said Presidential alert, and didn't mention Cheetolini

[glademaster]

2016 was the last presidential election that will be held in the United States. You heard it here first.

[SumJongGuy]

2016 was the last presidential election that will be held in the United States. You heard it here first.

Odd, I thought 2012 was the last one held IN the United States. 2016 was held in Russia.

[glademaster]

Odd, I thought 2012 was the last one held IN the United States. 2016 was held in Russia.

Touche.

[Supermoon]

I didn't get one. What does that mean for me?

[riser4]

I didn't get one. What does that mean for me?

You're gonna get eaten by zombies.

[GeezerSteve]

I didn't get one. What does that mean for me?

You're outside the loop. FOMO will then set in

[Supermoon]

You're gonna get eaten by zombies.

So I got that going for me.

[liv2ski]

2016 was the last presidential election that will be held in the United States. You heard it here first.

Bill Maher has been saying that for a year or so.