LOOK!! the Truth: My ascent to the TOP is nearly complete and I cannot be stopped!!

[Danno]

Who Wants To Be King?

[riser4]

I'll take any of these clowns over another certain obvious clown right now.

[cmcrawfo]

As with everything on this forum, the leadership contest should be awarded on the merits of Stoke and Balls.

Post up or shut up.

[Jong Lafitte]

Hmmm. Another upstart demanding loyalty and speaking of victory without the ability to substantiate the latter or justify the former.

You have much to learn before you're ready to lead a troop of girl scouts selling cookies let alone a mob of skiers/soldiers such as this.

My girl scouts got the fucking Disney Cruise? What about yours? some kind of canoe ride in some deliverance shit?

Ha! Mel. Nice. He said it.

As with everything on this forum, the leadership contest should be awarded on the merits of Stoke and Balls.

Post up or shut up.

There will be those who demand substance first; they are cowards! The truly great are able to proceed with promises and bellicose rhetoric alone. cmcrawfo, you still have the opportunity to join the new order. Your dissent will be quickly forgotten if you do so now. If you continue down the path of not-truth and not-justice, under an overlord who has abandoned you with no plan for a transition, however, then you will be without glory and spoils!

Gotz ta Bull Up on that shit boi!!

Also, stay tuned, as I may resort to bribery.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Forgot the poaching and trespassing charge but otherwise spot on. 9.5/10

[Norseman]

Jong Lafitte:

As was offered to your pale-skinned slim-fingered felonious predecessor, I extend a curt invitation to BBi19@Alpental.

You will forever be known as a duck-diving pussy, should you blow it off.

And if you attend, I will be sure to personally kick your fucking ass in a ski-off on the run of your choice, followed by mandatory ingestion of copious intoxicants.

No need to respond. The choice is yours.

[Kopi_Red]

My girl scouts got the fucking Disney Cruise? What about yours? some kind of canoe ride in some deliverance shit?

There will be those who demand substance first; they are cowards!

Also, stay tuned, as I may resort to bribery.

Heh. You couldn't find your way out of a paper sack let alone show others the way.

Bribery only buys you mercenaries, not loyal soldiers. You know nothing Jong Lafitte.

A leader leads by example, not by force or bribery. If you need to see how it's done see Norseman's post below. He could inspire others to follow him through battle to the gates of Valhalla.

Jong Lafitte:

As was offered to your pale-skinned slim-fingered felonious predecessor, I extend a curt invitation to BBi19@Alpental.

You will forever be known as a duck-diving pussy, should you blow it off.

And if you attend, I will be sure to personally kick your fucking ass in a ski-off on the run of your choice, followed by mandatory ingestion of copious intoxicants.

No need to respond. The choice is yours.

Let's see if glory awaits him.

[digitaldeath]

the accolades never stop

there is only room for one on this summit


MIRA

[digitaldeath]

FOOLS!! I offer salvation, justice and GLORY and you demand stickers?! You petulant, petty, provincial putz!!!

What about the spoils of VICTORY?!? For They cannot be had prior to the attainment of victory. The ultimate victory of TRUTH buddddddddddd

And is that gum? I hope you brought enough for everybody!!!


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feigning glory and success will have serious repercussions

everyone is seeking universal basic income and handouts of skis and bags and trees and brews

you are quite lost, grasping at known strategic success points all while having no real plan to victory



FAKE PROPHETS ARE FAKE

look to trump, who controls him is who controls this monstrosity

[digitaldeath]

Do you have glass plates?

you are a pervert

[Jong Lafitte]

feigning glory and success will have serious repercussions

everyone is seeking universal basic income and handouts of skis and bags and trees and brews

you are quite lost, grasping at known strategic success points all while having no real plan to victory



FAKE PROPHETS ARE FAKE

look to trump, who controls him is who controls this monstrosity

My plan for victory is already in place and cannot be stopped. Legions await my commands. There is still time to repent! There will be justice, truth and revenge. Vanquishing of enemies and such! I have already attained the vaunted title of Hype Beast!! Look for yourself! I cannot be stopped!!!

I have clearly demonstrated that the plan cannot be stopped and nobody has proven me wrong! Its because its the TRUTH. Justice and the spoils of VICTORY for those who are with me! GLORY will be ours! As for those who are not with me, I cannot make any guarantees. Choose wisely.

Trump is FAKE. The real control goes way beyond teh orange one.

[Kenny Satch]

Chinese Downhill time

[banzaibikes]

Need pics

[guroo270]

I believe the "buddddd" is just the "DD" form of "Fffffff" that the world is now familiar with. So we know he parties hard with Kavanaugh. Explains the lack of brain cells in not offering up NSFW.

[billyk]

My plan for victory is already in place and cannot be stopped. Legions await my commands. There is still time to repent! There will be justice, truth and revenge. Vanquishing of enemies and such! I have already attained the vaunted title of Hype Beast!! Look for yourself! I cannot be stopped!!!

I have clearly demonstrated that the plan cannot be stopped and nobody has proven me wrong! Its because its the TRUTH. Justice and the spoils of VICTORY for those who are with me! GLORY will be ours! As for those who are not with me, I cannot make any guarantees. Choose wisely.

Trump is FAKE. The real control goes way beyond teh orange one.

So, let’s do some comparisons. Do you also have a bright green dog? Can you howl like a wolf?

[idahospud]

Is DD arguing with himself with DSM *and* JL now? Man, wild times here.

[digitaldeath]

I don’t even remember posting in this thread

[Micol]

I believe the "buddddd" is just the "DD" form of "Fffffff" that the world is now familiar with. So we know he parties hard with Kavanaugh. Explains the lack of brain cells in not offering up NSFW.

no butz chugging allowed on tgr....

[digitaldeath]

no butz chugging allowed on tgr....

[Jong Lafitte]

Is DD arguing with himself with DSM *and* JL now? Man, wild times here.

One cannot argue the with the TRUTH. That's like one of the apes from Space Odyssey being like, "no, there's no monolith, look over here!"

I don’t even remember posting in this thread

maybe you didn't? Its like x-files shit over here. Complete control of the zone is near.

no butz chugging allowed on tgr....

Sheesh, all Judgie Fudgie about it. Justice is not blind to those who put vodka or xanex in their butts!!! If they have chosen the correct side, chosen to believe, then the pluggers and the butt chuggers will also know the truth and share in the spoils of victory and sheets!!!

So, let’s do some comparisons. Do you also have a bright green dog? Can you howl like a wolf?

No. Nor do I have a rabid raccoon. I do, however, present the greatest song ever written about the sport of cockfighting. And its the truth.



TRUTH, JUSTICE, VICTORY, VENGEANCE!!!! Prepare for the new order!!!! The order of truth and salvation for the believers! Bellicose Language!!! Awesome promises!!! Each more awesome than the last!!!

And prepare for my new dominating thread: Frank Sinatra or AC-DC? Spoiler: Sinatra did not do "Thunderstruck"