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  1. #1
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    Bears in People -- WTF??

    oh wait, i was thinking like people eating bears, which didn't make sense. but if the bears are actually fucking people, then it makes sense.

    but still wtf?

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    I've eaten black bear. It was a roast. It was a bit rare for my taste (very rare) but not bad.

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    i know people do, but my first thought would always be people in bears -- bears eating people.

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    People in bears, like, WTF!?


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    Bears in People -- WTF??

    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    but if the bears are actually fucking people, then it makes sense
    Read “The Bear Comes Home”
    Pen Faulkner award winner in which a jazz sax playing bear bones a few chicks
    (Other stuff happens too)

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    Rebuild the school after a fire
    ... Do they call ya Tommy the hero? No.


    But ya get one bear.... There goes Tommy the bear fucker.

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    This thread is unbearable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notyourtocayo View Post
    I've eaten black bear. It was a roast. It was a bit rare for my taste (very rare) but not bad.
    I have eaten bear too. I liked it, somewhat similar to pork, sort of. I have skinned several bears, and it is weird. With the skin off they almost look human.
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    You’ve skinned humans?


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    What about bears in bars?
    Or did I just blow your mind?!
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    I have eaten bear too. I liked it, somewhat similar to pork, sort of. I have skinned several bears, and it is weird. With the skin off they almost look human.
    A skinned bear does resemble a very muscular human which may be the basis for some of the bear cults in some societies. The one time I ate bear it wasn't very good might have been the cooking or the bear ate garbage. I have seen humans with most of their skin burned off, but I have never skinned a human.

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