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    Your Deadcrush

    had this thought while posting in the "what song" thread about Alt-j's song "deadcrush" -which I was amused to learn was about their historical "dead crushes"
    Definition: someone no longer alive that you fancy/have a crush on.
    one of the guys in the band apparently loves Anne Boleyn lol

    skip ahead to ~50 seconds to get to the song


    and not sure what my answer is but the 1st that comes to mind is JP Auclair. loved his skiing and he was handsome, kinda nerdy. always had a crush on him

    I feel like it's a little easier for you guys- Marilyn Monroe etc
    but thought Anne Boleyn being one of the influences for the song was funny
    skid luxury

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    I always had a mad crush on Miss Nancy from Romper Room.

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    Easy peasy - Mary Tyler Moore

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Krasner

    No, b-bear. Dead crushes aren't about a dick in a box. That's the point.

    Or, well maybe it is about a dick in a []box.

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    So many beautiful women...
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Anne Boleyn brought the blowjob to England, what's not to love?

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    I think every man that ever met Sarah Burke probably walked away with a crush on her to some degree. She could obviously ski and she was strikingly beautiful, but what got really you was how genuine, friendly, funny and unassuming she was. She could have been a one toothed beast but her personality would have still got you.

    White Buffalo... White Buffalo.... White Buffalo.

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    Farrah Faucet

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    Natalie Wood, I have had a crush on her since I was a little guy and fuck Robert Wagner.

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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Grace Kelly was sexy as fuck in The Rear Window. Maybe she was a horrible person in real life, I don’t know.

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    I prefer them still a little bit warm, and before they get too stiff...

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    Barbara Maitland


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    Audrey Hepburn
    - captain obvious

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    Your Deadcrush

    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    Grace Kelly was sexy as fuck in The Rear Window. Maybe she was a horrible person in real life, I don’t know.

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    Apparently she was quite a ho in real life and banged pretty much everyone In Hollywood before she got the ultimate sugar baby gig.

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    Hatshepsut:


    Would bang

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    /thread
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I've seen black diamonds! View Post
    Hatshepsut:


    Would bang
    dang, you guys are old

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    dang, you guys are old

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    Does "19yr old Lindsay Lohan" count...or does the person actually have to be dead?
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    I always like Mary Frann from the Newhart in Vermont, died too young in her 50s imo around 20 years ago.
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    Your Deadcrush

    ^^ @Bromontane, Weird Al UHF (Terry, played by V. Jackson) voice: Carrie! Carrie! Goddamn.




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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Does "19yr old Lindsay Lohan" count...or does the person actually have to be dead?
    Are you insinuating that she is still alive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs View Post
    Are you insinuating that she is still alive?
    If you use the term loosely enough.

    And i cant get the gif to work on my phone. Shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    dang, you guys are old
    at least that didn't read "Hathor ...would bang"

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    Another vote for Natalie Wood.

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