Crystal Mountain Becomes Alterra

**Stikki** · 01-10-2022, 06:49 PM

Nobody skis anymore. It's too crowded.

**SirVicSmasher** · 01-10-2022, 07:13 PM

100 dollar fine? On what authority? I wish I could assign debt out of thin air as I see fit... all you fuckers would owe lol.

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**SirVicSmasher** · 01-10-2022, 07:14 PM

I can't believe nobody's blamed snowboarding yet... it's fucking obvious who's to blame

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**PNWbrit** · 01-10-2022, 07:31 PM

Nice to see they're still selling yet more new products.

Guided snowshoeing opens up this Friday.

Can we blame snowshoeing?

**californiagrown** · 01-10-2022, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by SirVicSmasher

I can't believe nobody's blamed snowboarding yet... it's fucking obvious who's to blame

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Travis rice and Shaun white are largely to blame.

**Ørion** · 01-10-2022, 07:47 PM

New email from Crystal, they're opening up reservations one weekend at a time.

To start, parking reservations will only be available for one week at a time. Reservations for the following weekend, January 22-23, will open on Tuesday the 18th at 12 PM. As we work out additional details in the system we will be opening one week of reservations at a time.

**PNWbrit** · 01-10-2022, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by californiagrown

Travis rice and Shaun white are largely to blame.

Todd Jones?

**AK47bp** · 01-10-2022, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Nice to see they're still selling yet more new products.

Guided snowshoeing opens up this Friday.

Can we blame snowshoeing?

Holeee fuck!

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**abraham** · 01-10-2022, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Nice to see they're still selling yet more new products.

Guided snowshoeing opens up this Friday.

Can we blame snowshoeing?

Start in Enumclaw then they give a shuttle ride back down?

**PNWbrit** · 01-10-2022, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by abraham

Start in Enumclaw then they give a shuttle ride back down?

If they stomped up and down my driveway it'd cut down on my plow bill.

**Dromond** · 01-11-2022, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Nice to see they're still selling yet more new products.

Guided snowshoeing opens up this Friday.

Can we blame snowshoeing?

Do they get to park? If I bring snowshoes can I park and then just ski with the pass I already bought? Can they “guide” me to the top of REX at about 8am?

**Dromond** · 01-11-2022, 01:08 AM

Alterra war room some time in the past:

“I’ve got a plan. We will sell as many passes as possible, and then figure out the next step once winter starts. We’ll just add restrictions if too many people show up, after they’ve already paid. Don’t mention anything about this in marketing material, but it will be the plan from the start. Sneak something into the fine print so we can’t get sued. Oh and mention the word “unlimited” as many times as we are legally allowed in the marketing spew.”

“Great idea, Chad! Sounds like somebody is getting a promotion!”

**AK47bp** · 01-11-2022, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Dromond

Alterra war room some time in the past:

“I’ve got a plan. We will sell as many passes as possible, and then figure out the next step once winter starts. We’ll just add restrictions if too many people show up, after they’ve already paid. Don’t mention anything about this in marketing material, but it will be the plan from the start. Sneak something into the fine print so we can’t get sued. Oh and mention the word “unlimited” as many times as we are legally allowed in the marketing spew.”

“Great idea, Chad! Sounds like somebody is getting a promotion!”

Ha.

Would love see someone make a “Crystal War Room” spoof with this.

https://youtu.be/90S-bjQFJYc

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**PNWbrit** · 01-11-2022, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Dromond

Alterra war room some time in the past:

“I’ve got a plan. We will sell as many passes as possible, and then figure out the next step once winter starts. We’ll just add restrictions if too many people show up, after they’ve already paid. Don’t mention anything about this in marketing material, but it will be the plan from the start. Sneak something into the fine print so we can’t get sued. Oh and mention the word “unlimited” as many times as we are legally allowed in the marketing spew.”

“Great idea, Frank! Sounds like somebody is getting a promotion!”

FIFY.

But otherwise verbatim!

**Northway** · 01-11-2022, 12:59 PM

Pretty awesome of Alterra to not have the parking reservation site up yet to see how it works before reservations go live.

Advantage: powder techs. But dust on crust weekend coming up, will they still reserve?

**cstefanic** · 01-11-2022, 02:06 PM

As expected, reservation site is terrible and nothing goes through. Who'da thought.

**ehausman** · 01-11-2022, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Northway

Pretty awesome of Alterra to not have the parking reservation site up yet to see how it works before reservations go live.

Advantage: powder techs. But dust on crust weekend coming up, will they still reserve?

They were nice and put it up right at 12 for all of us. /s
And now the site has crashed, I can't even get through

**altasnob** · 01-11-2022, 02:13 PM

Does someone have a parking reservation bot app they can share?

**Fishskisurf** · 01-11-2022, 02:15 PM

Not intending to ski this weekend but logged in to see how quick spots vanished…12-12:05 it crashed for me, now showing nothing any of the three days.
At this point I wave the white flag on weekends at Crystal….

**timeo** · 01-11-2022, 02:17 PM

Unbelievable! Was anyone able to get a reservation??

**the_prof** · 01-11-2022, 02:18 PM

Jesus what a shitshow this is

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**AK47bp** · 01-11-2022, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Fishskisurf

Not intending to ski this weekend but logged in to see how quick spots vanished…12-12:05 it crashed for me, now showing nothing any of the three days.
At this point I wave the white flag on weekends at Crystal….

Abandoning weekends at Crystal huh?