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**Hayduke** · 10-06-2005, 07:31 AM

I'm harder than all of you....

FIGHT ME NOW FUCKERS!!!!

......on the other hand I might get someone else to fight for me

**Free Range Lobster** · 10-06-2005, 08:03 AM

I'll fight for you.

Then make a snappy lampshade out of dude brahs bro and his purty fucking tats.

Fucking queer barber.

**Tippster** · 10-06-2005, 08:22 AM

**peterslovo** · 10-06-2005, 10:19 AM

I think TGR needs to start another forum called Flag Pole for setting up fights and fight times.

On the other hand, if i am ever in OR, now I know where to get a haircut... and where to find SP if passing through SF for some surf.

But back to the original thread, Surfers Journal is great for well written articles and great photos - both historical and modern shots. Pricey but worth the dough.

**Big Tim** · 10-06-2005, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Riversurf

A Ulock? All I need is my hands! Bitch!

Robert,
At first is was puzzled as to where all this anger was coming from. The I went to you site RIVERBIATCH.COM and found this picture of you and it became quite clear.........

**Superstar Punani** · 10-06-2005, 11:17 AM

WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**peterslovo** · 10-06-2005, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Huh! good god y'all...what is it good for?"

So what happened?

BTW, the link is dead.

**Hayduke** · 10-06-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote Riversurfprez...."Well It has been a great time running The W.R.S.A. but I need to pay more attention to my family and Barbershop.
So I have put up this forum so all of you can get together and build the future of river surfing.
This forum is truly open and you can talk about what ever you want as long as it is somehow related to river surfing."

The entertainment from this could have seen us easily through summer.

hack me please

**Superstar Punani** · 10-06-2005, 01:16 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://www.mosfaded.com/worde.htm

"E-Mack is the only man on Planet Earth who has the talent to be Bernie Mack's personal barber and stomp the crap out of most the top ASP pro surfers at Pipeline or maverick's. Now step back and think of the magnitude of that statement. This statement is just the tip of the iceberg. Mack is everything our company stands for."

Looks like hairdresser boy is ready for the WCT!!! Look out Andy, Kelly and Taj! Mack gonna stomp yo ass!!!

Eugene Oregon? I'm gonna send my braddah Gerry Lopez to drop by and pound you, KOOK!!!

**mountainbored** · 10-06-2005, 02:15 PM

Alright, who's trolling?
This guy can't be for real!
A barber, who does Bernie Macs hair, could kick ass on the ASP Top 40, lives in Eugene, OR.(where tweakers go to college), internet stalker, teaching people to boogie board rivers, Typhon & Got Lucky naming, Tattooed hard ass............
Actually,I guess no one could make that shit up. I gotta laugh!

**milkman** · 10-06-2005, 02:30 PM

Most entertaining Surf forum thread ever....

**Riversurf** · 10-06-2005, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://www.mosfaded.com/worde.htm

Looks like hairdresser boy is ready for the WCT!!! Look out Andy, Kelly and Taj! Mack gonna stomp yo ass!!!

Eugene Oregon? I'm gonna send my braddah Gerry Lopez to drop by and pound you, KOOK!!!

I river surfed with Gerry last year. Real cool man. I think he left Hawaii becuase of ass-wipes like you.
Gerry is a cool guy and I'm sure he wouldn't like his name brought up in this forum.
You just keep making worse. Real tough guy on the internet.
Still no one can say who they really are. It looks like you get to travel alot and must have some bullshit job that pays you to much. Buy a backbone.

**Helicrackjnky** · 10-06-2005, 08:34 PM

Dude from sitting and reading your posts its obvious you have no life Riversuck!! Split Kook go beat your wife or dog! You sure your not sponge surfing to close to chemical plants? Pretty obvious you have some serious issue's! Get a Life Loser

**Superstar Punani** · 10-06-2005, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by Riversurf

A Shear delight
By Amber Fossen
YE OLDE CLIPPE SHOPPE -- Elijah Mack gives Jose Gonzales, 14, a hair cut in a makeshift barber shop in Room 14 at Springfield Middle School on Monday. SAM KARP/The Springfield News

BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH

In Room 14, where blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah...

Mack specializes in boys

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
YOU'RE A FUCKIN PEDOPHILE!!!!!

YOU SICK FUCK! YOU'RE REALLY MICHAEL JACKSON IN DISGUISE AREN'T YOU?????

**Joey Bag O' Donuts** · 10-06-2005, 09:48 PM

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What the fack is that fag boy?

**Riversurf** · 10-06-2005, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
YOU'RE A FUCKIN PEDOPHILE!!!!!

YOU SICK FUCK! YOU'RE REALLY MICHAEL JACKSON IN DISGUISE AREN'T YOU?????

Stupa-
Being that there is no hair on your balls and I am going to fuck you then I will be a pedophile when I find you.
Just stop being a scared little pussy and say who you are and where you at.
How you gonna have a WAR if you won't even show up to the battle?
And to Jamie bag O Shit- You live in San ClitmentA
That says it all you little cum drinker. Go suck off the surfing mag editorial staff!

**Riversurf** · 10-06-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by likwid

I'll fight for you.

Then make a snappy lampshade out of dude brahs bro and his purty fucking tats.

Fucking queer barber.

You can't even say who you are Diklik!

**Joey Bag O' Donuts** · 10-06-2005, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Riversurf

And to Jamie bag O Shit- You live in San ClitmentA
That says it all you little cum drinker. Go suck off the surfing mag editorial staff!

Ohhhhh, nice tough words Riverfag

**Superstar Punani** · 10-06-2005, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Riversurf

I will be a pedophile when I find you.

HEY GAY HAIRDRESSER! LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE!!! YOU ASS PIRATE!!!

ARE YOU CUMMING TO SAN FRANCISCO? IF YOU ARE YOU CAN MAKE AN EASY $35 RIGHT HERE!!!

**Riversurf** · 10-06-2005, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

HEY GAY HAIRDRESSER! LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE!!! YOU ASS PIRATE!!!

ARE YOU CUMMING TO SAN FRANCISCO? IF YOU ARE YOU CAN MAKE AN EASY $35 RIGHT HERE!!!

Putting the kids on here is the last straw. You travel around and ski and surf. While these kids try to just get by in a pretty hard life. I donate some time to help and that is all you can single out. Fucking spineless coward.
Like you ski picture. What are 5' nothing. No wonder you talk shit online.
Throwing Da Hui name around and you don't even have any balls.
My man is not gonna fuck you up because he is gonna make sure I get the pleasure.
And I'm sure when the judge sees what a fucking asshole you are by putting these kids pictures on this forum in this manner I might do a day in county.
Take the kids pitures off and I will only bitch slap you. Don't take them off and.......

FUCKING COWARD.

ps- One of the kids the pictures you posted is battling cancer!
Way to far you fucking punk!

**Superstar Punani** · 10-06-2005, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Riversurf

Putting the kids on here is the last straw. You travel around and ski and surf. While these kids try to just get by in a pretty hard life. I donate some time to help and that is all you can single out. Fucking spineless coward.
Like you ski picture. What are 5' nothing. No wonder you talk shit online.
Throwing Da Hui name around and you don't even have any balls.
My man is not gonna fuck you up because he is gonna make sure I get the pleasure.
And I'm sure when the judge sees what a fucking asshole you are by putting these kids pictures on this forum in this manner I might do a day in county.
Take the kids pitures off and I will only bitch slap you. Don't take them off and.......

FUCKING COWARD.

ps- One of the kids the pictures you posted is battling cancer!
Way to far you fucking punk!

..........

**Riversurf** · 10-07-2005, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

..........

Bad Choice.

**Helicrackjnky** · 10-07-2005, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Riversurf

Bad Choice.

So tell us RiverBiatch are these threats are promises you are making? You surely have some big plans! Should we be scared?
Why don't you make the right choice for once get a Life