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07-19-2018, 10:59 AM #1
Donate to help find LEONARD'S TESTICLE
When I saw this I knew it would be right up this community's alley.
New Moon Farm Goat Rescue & Sanctuary
Welcome Leonard!!
This sweet baby boy had an appointment to be euthanized yesterday because he has misplaced a TESTICLE. When we got word of it, of course we had to save him!
He will need surgery to try and find it, but otherwise he is perfect!
If you'd like to donate to help find LEONARD'S TESTICLE click on the donate button or follow the link to the website https://www.newmoonfarm.org/donate
EVERYONE that donates THEN comments below in this post will be entered in a random drawing for a $10 Starbucks gift card! Drawing will be one week from today, Thursday July 26th. Let's find that testicle!!!
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07-19-2018, 11:11 AM #2Head down, push foreword
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Donate to help find LEONARD'S TESTICLE
Why? Maybe he was acting up?
When its up in the body cavity it's too hot and the animal will be sterile.
People do this intentionally to create a teaser ram or buck that will stimulate all the ewes or does to all cycle at once.
It's not a danger to him. It seems like unnecessary and therefore cruel. Unless he's aggressive and a danger to others. Even then it takes a year or two for them to calm down after they are mature.
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07-19-2018, 11:12 AM #3
Curry Goat
Total:15 hr 30 minPrep: 30 minInactive: 12 hrCook: 3 hr
Yield: 6 servings
Level: Easy
Ingredients
Marinade:
1/2 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup curry powder
1/4 cup chopped garlic
2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
2 pounds goat meat, cut into 2-inch chunks
Curry:
1/2 cup oil
4 cups coconut milk
2 cups chopped onions
1 cup chopped bell peppers
1/2 cup chopped carrots
1/4 cup chopped green onion
4 bay leaves
Rice or rice and peas, for serving
Directions
For the marinade: Mix the soy sauce, curry powder, garlic, basil, crushed pepper, oregano and black pepper in a large bowl. Add the goat to the bowl and marinate overnight.
For the curry: Remove the goat from the marinade. Heat the oil in a large pan and add the goat. Turn the heat to medium and sear the goat until brown, about 15 minutes. Add the coconut milk and 4 cups water. Cover and cook, about 2 hours.
Add the onions, bell peppers, carrots, green onions and bay leaves and simmer, about 1 hour.
Serve with rice or rice and peas.
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07-19-2018, 11:21 AM #4
I can't beleive he lost his testicle again.
At least he doesn't have this problem.
Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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07-19-2018, 11:22 AM #5
Raita
INGREDIENTS:
1 medium cucumber
1 teaspoon cumin seeds
2 cups plain, whole-milk yogurt
1 clove garlic, peeled and minced
2 tablespoons fresh coriander or mint leaves, chopped
cayenne or paprika to garnish
Prepare:
Peel cucumber. Cut lengthwise into 1/4-inch strips, then into thin slices crosswise. Blot off moisture with paper towels. Toast cumin seeds for a few seconds in a small, heavy frying pan over high heat. In a bowl, stir yogurt until it is smooth. Mix it with the cumin, garlic and coriander or mint leaves. Combine mixture with cucumber slivers, sprinkle with cayenne or paprika, and chill before serving.
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I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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07-19-2018, 11:31 AM #6
PM Rontele
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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07-19-2018, 11:42 AM #7
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07-19-2018, 02:59 PM #8
I can relate to poor Leonard. I have highly retractile testicles. At the first sign of trouble they run and hide. They do appreciate a good hummer though. Anyway, I had to get the Frozen Peas surgery done under a general because of that and when I awoke, the doc said I would be abnormally sore, he really had to tug...
So glad to be shooting blanks. However, that was not fun.
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07-19-2018, 05:00 PM #9Registered User
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07-19-2018, 05:07 PM #10
I like the name Leonard for a pet
and come to think of it, Leonard's testicle is also a decent band nameskid luxury
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07-19-2018, 05:11 PM #11
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07-19-2018, 05:15 PM #12
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07-19-2018, 05:28 PM #13
Emphasize Hard Sounds. Hard consonants (b, k, d, t) and vowels (y, a, e, i) are easier to hear and distinguish than soft consonants (f, s, m, n) and vowels (i, e, u). Thus, “Tito” or “Buddy” will be much easier for a dog to recognize than a name like “Fern.”
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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07-19-2018, 06:07 PM #14
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't male goats particularly unpleasant and generally not enjoyable to be around? Leonard's cute and all, but he's just gearing up for a life of butting his head against stuff and urinating all over everything.
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07-19-2018, 07:20 PM #15
^^^ See posts 3 and 5.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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07-19-2018, 07:25 PM #16
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07-19-2018, 07:27 PM #17
hide the ball
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07-20-2018, 07:40 AM #18Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
http://tim-kirchoff.pixels.com/
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07-20-2018, 08:08 AM #19Registered User
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I will correct you...once they are castrated (also known as wethering), male goats lose their "bucky" behavior. They do not stink; I have known dogs that smell worse than wether goats.
As far as being "enjoyable," what's not to like about a loyal companion that will carry your gear (including booze and camping chairs) so you don't have to suffer in order to enjoy places like these?
PS--Thank goodness for New Moon Farm Sanctuary and the wonderful goat rescue services they provide!Last edited by isisis; 07-20-2018 at 08:28 AM.
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07-20-2018, 11:23 AM #20
Goat Exploiter!!!!!!
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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07-20-2018, 11:29 AM #21
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07-20-2018, 11:29 AM #22Head down, push foreword
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I personally think sanctuaries are a waste of resources.
Further horses are a huge waste. 10% of American farmland is used to feed and house horses. What a fucking waste and huge contribution to global warmingz
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07-20-2018, 11:52 AM #23Registered User
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At least he doesn't have long balls touching the porcelain bowl. Seems like a win for Leonard
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07-20-2018, 11:58 AM #24
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