Kicking coffee sucks

**Benny Profane** · 07-09-2018, 06:11 PM

Had to. Heatburn. Life is unfair.

**babybear** · 07-09-2018, 06:20 PM

vibes. are you allowed any tea etc as a replacement?
what are you going to do when you are in europe??

I've never understood heartburn. it's basically a stomach ache that is higher in the chest area?
I think I feel this slightly after margarita night

**reckless toboggan** · 07-09-2018, 06:23 PM

Kicking Horse coffee is great.

**Viva** · 07-09-2018, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Had to. Heatburn. Life is unfair.

You have a heart?

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**OregonDead** · 07-09-2018, 06:30 PM

Huh. Why coffee? I know everyone is different but I went through the wringer with heartburn and coffee was not the culprit. Best medicine for me is just more skiing. I'd keep drinking coffee and get a second opinion.

**old goat** · 07-09-2018, 06:31 PM

Take purple pills, drink coffee.
No dummy, the purple pills, not the blue ones. You're too old for sex.

**Benny Profane** · 07-09-2018, 06:33 PM

No, this has happened before, and coffee was the culprit. Damn you lord, why this torture?

Funny, coffee brewed is worse than espresso.

**Benny Profane** · 07-09-2018, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

You have a heart?

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Yeah, your mom broke it after she broke my dick. Her coffee in the morning sucks, though.

**reckless toboggan** · 07-09-2018, 06:41 PM

**pfluffenmeister** · 07-09-2018, 06:57 PM

Must have coffee.

**hatchgreenchile** · 07-09-2018, 07:12 PM

Put butter in your coffee, that will fix everything.

PB · 07-09-2018, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by b-bear

vibes. are you allowed any tea etc as a replacement?
what are you going to do when you are in europe??

I've never understood heartburn. it's basically a stomach ache that is higher in the chest area?
I think I feel this slightly after margarita night

Heartburn = significant reflux/GIRD. Has nothing to do with the heart, but everything to do with a faulty diaphragm. See hiatal hernia.

Coffee fucks my stomach royally, thank FSM for triple dose oversteeped Oolong, Assam and Darjeeling.

**yeahman** · 07-09-2018, 07:37 PM

Coffee, beer, and weed are the only things I need in life to be happy. All three consumed in moderation so I can keep it rolling till I die.

**TAFKALVS** · 07-09-2018, 07:42 PM

I quit habitual coffee use a year ago. It's not so bad. I drink loose leaf green tea now. Just as much of a caffeine buzz but it feels healthier or clearer headed than coffee.

Occasionally I'll drink a cup of coffee but it makes me anxious and short fused. Not a big fan anymore.

**dunfree** · 07-09-2018, 07:44 PM

It makes life worth living, +++++ VIBES +++++++++++++++++

**Mazderati** · 07-09-2018, 07:45 PM

I keep trying to develop the habit but it's not taking.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 07-09-2018, 07:49 PM

Hahahahaha, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

**Diamond Joe** · 07-09-2018, 07:54 PM

yeah but it's easier than kicking coke

**reckless toboggan** · 07-09-2018, 07:57 PM

**schindlerpiste** · 07-09-2018, 08:00 PM

I was getting serious heartburn from February through April. I averaged 5 to 6 cups of coffee per day. One day the Sunday before Easter I gave up coffee cold turkey and I’ve not had a cup since. When I was 22-ish I did the same thing with cigarettes. No problem have a strong mind MoveOn

**Groomer Gambler** · 07-09-2018, 08:21 PM

STAB THROUGH MY HEART

**mud** · 07-09-2018, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

No, this has happened before, and coffee was the culprit. Damn you lord, why this torture?
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Reading your posts is torture so it all works out, your spreading the pain out.

Quitting coffee is doing everyone a favor while at the same time depriving us of many hours of entertainment from your jacked up coffee rants.

**Benny Profane** · 07-09-2018, 08:23 PM

Your coffee is mud.

**mud** · 07-09-2018, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Your coffee is mud.

I ride my bike 100 miles a week, eat mushrooms and smoke weed, Coffee is for tools trying to keep up with us pioneers.

Quitting coffee and finding my optimum sleep, party, exercise time was a good thing for me.

Drinking coffee now is like a roller coaster express train .
Fun in the right conditions but holy hell in the wrong ones.