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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    God can never die because he was never born
    If he was born then we should worship his mom and dad but then who made them ?

    "Dear Jesus have you met your grandparents and your great grandparents and you great great grandparents and your......etc"

    The only reason Christians call God "he" is because God was Jesus' father via impregnating Mary. If God is all powerful and all things God can also take female form whenever God wants to. Pretty sure that's why the O/T Genesis version of God burning bush responded as simply "I Am" when asked who he/she/what they were..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    The only reason Christians call God "he" is because God was Jesus' father via impregnating Mary. If God is all powerful and all things God can also take female form whenever God wants to. Pretty sure that's why the O/T Genesis version of God burning bush responded as simply "I Am" when asked who he/she/what they were..
    I believe the English translation is "I am what I am"*. I also believe that Popeye said the same thing.
    If god eats spinach than he/she/it is omnipotent, like Popeye.

    *Apparently the translation from the Hebrew is tricky.

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    Justify atheism. Please

    Popeye spelled backwards is Eyepop!

    Who knew the burning bush was spinach

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    If god is dead how can there be a hell? Discuss.
    As long as there are people, there is hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    The only reason Christians call God "he" is because God was Jesus' father via impregnating Mary. If God is all powerful and all things God can also take female form whenever God wants to. Pretty sure that's why the O/T Genesis version of God burning bush responded as simply "I Am" when asked who he/she/what they were..
    So God is LGBT
    NTTAWWT
    Many people will not accept this, which is disappointing because an evolved society should be open to that

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    Dear God, hope you get the letter and
    I pray you can make it better down here
    I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
    But all the people that you made in your image
    See them starving on their feet
    'Cause they don't get enough to eat from God
    I can't believe in you

    Dear God, sorry to disturb you but
    I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
    We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
    And all the people that you made in your image
    See them fighting in the street
    'Cause they can't make opinions meet about God
    I can't believe in you

    Did you make disease and the diamond blue?
    Did you make mankind after we made you?
    And the Devil too!

    Dear God don't know if you noticed but
    Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
    And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
    And all the people that you made in your image
    Still believing that junk is true
    Well I know it ain't, and so do you
    Dear God
    I can't believe in
    I don't believe

    I won't believe in heaven or hell
    No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
    No pearly gates, no thorny crown
    You're always letting us humans down
    The wars you bring, the babes you drown
    Those lost at sea and never found
    And it's the same the whole world 'round
    The hurt I see helps to compound
    The Father, Son and Holy Ghost
    Is just somebody's unholy hoax
    And if you're up there you'll perceive
    That my heart's here upon my sleeve
    If there's one thing I don't believe in

    It's you
    Dear God

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    So God is LGBT
    NTTAWWT
    Many people will not accept this, which is disappointing because an evolved society should be open to that
    How about the possibility that God is making MORE gay people as a way of resolving overpopulation or fewer resources available in over populated areas?? Gay couples also take in and provide loving family homes to kids fucked up hetero couples couldn't take care of for whatever reason.. Imagine that?? God is ALL things to ALL people.. not just some to some..


    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw View Post
    Dear God, hope you get the letter and
    I pray you can make it better down here
    I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
    But all the people that you made in your image
    See them starving on their feet
    'Cause they don't get enough to eat from God
    I can't believe in you

    Dear God, sorry to disturb you but
    I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
    We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
    And all the people that you made in your image
    See them fighting in the street
    'Cause they can't make opinions meet about God
    I can't believe in you

    Did you make disease and the diamond blue?
    Did you make mankind after we made you?
    And the Devil too!

    Dear God don't know if you noticed but
    Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
    And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
    And all the people that you made in your image
    Still believing that junk is true
    Well I know it ain't, and so do you
    Dear God
    I can't believe in
    I don't believe

    I won't believe in heaven or hell
    No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
    No pearly gates, no thorny crown
    You're always letting us humans down
    The wars you bring, the babes you drown
    Those lost at sea and never found
    And it's the same the whole world 'round
    The hurt I see helps to compound
    The Father, Son and Holy Ghost
    Is just somebody's unholy hoax
    And if you're up there you'll perceive
    That my heart's here upon my sleeve
    If there's one thing I don't believe in

    It's you
    Dear God
    Todd R's great in concert. I've only seen him once early 80s. I need to catch him again before he's really done. Should have tried harder when the current tour came through..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    "Daddy--what is god like"
    "Son--we don't know. We don't know if god is man or woman. We don't know if god is black or white. We don't know if god is gay or straight."
    "I see Daddy, god is Michael Jackson."

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bSkXa46yTo

    we believe different shit up here in Canada
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    "Daddy--what is god like"
    "Son--we don't know. We don't know if god is man or woman. We don't know if god is black or white. We don't know if god is gay or straight."
    "I see Daddy, god is Michael Jackson."
    god is dead -friedrich nietzsche

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    god is dead -friedrich nietzsche
    friedrich nietzsche is dead -god.

    (obviously stolen, I forget from where but I laughed)
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Todd R's great in concert. I've only seen him once early 80s. I need to catch him again before he's really done. Should have tried harder when the current tour came through..
    Agreed, but Dear God was written by Andy Partridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pisteoff View Post
    Agreed, but Dear God was written by Andy Partridge.
    Performed by several. My personal favorite..

    https://youtu.be/kvST4yl4b3I

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    God is deaf.

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    i honestly thought this thread would die a justifiable quick death because who gives a shit.

    murica. land of the imaginary white dude in the sky, home of the gunflakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    i honestly thought this thread would die a justifiable quick death because who gives a shit.
    1-month anniversary today, Gosh help us.

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    Flying Spaghetti Monst... nevermind
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    1-month anniversary today, Gosh help us.
    that's too slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by highangle View Post
    what gives with a rat biting JC ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    what gives with a rat biting JC ?
    https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-si...du-god-Ganesha

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    i honestly thought this thread would die a justifiable quick death because who gives a shit.

    murica. land of the imaginary white dude in the sky, home of the gunflakes.
    Europe was the inventor of the invisible man in the sky. Native Americans mutsa been bad, gawd never told anyone on the North American continent about himself. But those nasty illegal immigrants that came over on those boats sure set the savage natives straight on who had the best ideas....

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    Europe was the inventor of the invisible man in the sky. Native Americans mutsa been bad, gawd never told anyone on the North American continent about himself. But those nasty illegal immigrants that came over on those boats sure set the savage natives straight on who had the best ideas....
    yeah i wasnt giving gringos credit for origin, just fanaticism

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    never Mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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