A little help guys

**frorider** · 06-02-2018, 11:22 PM

Anyone seen Melania? Getting worried here. TIA.

**iceman** · 06-03-2018, 08:20 AM

hmm.

**Buster Highmen** · 06-03-2018, 08:41 AM

That poor girl. I hope she's got a great prenup.

**frorider** · 06-03-2018, 10:09 AM

Conan O’Brien:

I can’t tell you how much I’ve enjoyed hiking the Appalachian Trail these past 22 days with Melania Trump.

**GeezerSteve** · 06-03-2018, 10:49 AM

Sheez, give her a break. Melania's visits to her home planet take time.

**reckless toboggan** · 06-03-2018, 12:34 PM

Pretty strange that while Melania has had a "kidney issue" that required a multiple day hospital stay, and is obviously taking a really long time to convalesce, the rest of the Trump clan, instead of being close-by, concerned, and supportive of her recovery, takes off en masse to Martha's Vineyard for vacation.

#familyvalues

**old goat** · 06-03-2018, 01:47 PM

Melania has been killed and replaced with a North Korean terminator which will take out Trump at the summit. #thankskju

**Benny Profane** · 06-03-2018, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

That poor girl. I hope she's got a great prenup.

Probably one of the worst ever. Then again, maybe he watched her get out of the shower, drop to her knees, suck him dry, and said, anything you want.

**reckless toboggan** · 06-03-2018, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Melania has been killed and replaced with a North Korean terminator which will take out Trump at the summit. #thankskju

Fact.

It's been done before, and there's video proof.

**iceman** · 06-03-2018, 03:34 PM

I'm sure everybody knows this but I just realized "Melania" is an anagram of "Am Alien"

**frorider** · 06-03-2018, 04:28 PM

^ whoah.

Update:

First lady Melania Trump will not travel with President Trump to the G7 Summit later this week or the meeting with Kim Jong Un in Singapore on June 12.

Stephanie Grisham, the first lady’s communications director, told ABC News that Melania Trump would not join the president for either event.

**char_** · 06-03-2018, 05:01 PM

Lines up with Trump admitting in his filings that he paid Cohen 130k, which coincidentally is the same amount Cohen is said to have paid Stormy for shutting up about her tryst with Donald, right?

**hikesalot** · 06-03-2018, 06:20 PM

theories:

- he beat her and she's in hiding until the bruises heal
- she had plastic surgery
- she's divorcing him

super odd that she hasn't been seen at all

**::: :::** · 06-03-2018, 06:45 PM

And no leaks about it

Because people actually feel bad for the woman

**Harry** · 06-03-2018, 07:22 PM

So all this speculation about the special counsel being able to charge a President for crimes, what about if Trump killed her ? Can he just pardon himself and get away with it ?

**TBS** · 06-03-2018, 07:33 PM

She’s working on a new escape tunnel after the last one collapsed
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/29/polit...ole/index.html

**GeezerSteve** · 06-03-2018, 07:39 PM

Why, of course. Donald Trump is above the law. His attorneys drafted a 20-page letter declaring so.

And if he shoots and kills her on 5th Avenue, his reelection is in the bag

**old goat** · 06-03-2018, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by frorider

^ whoah.

Update:

Verrry interesting. So Melania stays home to take out Pence while Kim kills Trump personally in Singapore. It turns out that both Melania and Paul Ryan are robots--we wind up with North Korean robot running the country. It will be an improvement.

**hutash** · 06-03-2018, 09:38 PM

Dog shit running the country would be an improvement.

**frorider** · 06-03-2018, 09:59 PM

Hey now let’s not get political. We need to focus on finding Melania.

**MultiVerse** · 06-03-2018, 10:09 PM

There might be something to the prenup thing. As in what if there isn't a prenup? Does she get half the country in the divorce? That's motive right there.

**Bite Me** · 06-03-2018, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by hutash

Dog shit running the country would be an improvement.

There you go bringing up the Hildabeast again.

**reckless toboggan** · 06-04-2018, 02:58 AM

Originally Posted by TBS

She’s working on a new escape tunnel after the last one collapsed
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/29/polit...ole/index.html

**reckless toboggan** · 06-04-2018, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by GeezerSteve

Why, of course. Donald Trump is above the law. His attorneys drafted a 20-page letter declaring so.

And if he shoots and kills her on 5th Avenue, his reelection is in the bag

Maybe Trump shot Melania in the kidney?

President Trump's personal attorney Rudy Giuliani said in a new interview on Sunday that even if Trump had shot former FBI Director James Comey, he still couldn't have been indicted.

“In no case can he be subpoenaed or indicted,” Giuliani told HuffPost. “I don’t know how you can indict while he’s in office. No matter what it is.”

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...ldnt-have-been