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  1. #476
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    I rest my case. Kooks.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
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    I rest my case. Kooks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

  3. #478
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen - View Post
    Fuck you guys
    Show us your tits.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    Show us your tits.
    I was gonna say git tha fuck out

    But I would settle for saggy droopy Karen tits instead
    . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    Show us your tits.
    You looking for this?



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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen - View Post
    Fuck you guys
    Took longer than I thought to get this alias made, but now I can quit considering doing it myself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    Show us your tits.
    And this

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    Careful wot u ask 4
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen - View Post
    Fuck you guys
    Strong first post

    I expect great things from this one!
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    Nah. The he-man militia types carry shitty overpriced Steiner porro prism glass. Swaro ELs are top quality $$$$, the choice for snooty poser coastie birders. Seriously, I've never seen an African-American sporting Swaro bins.
    Anyone who needs to make fun of birdwatchers has a serious case of genital inferiority complex. And probably has at least a 6 ski quiver. : -- )

    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I bought my girlfriend a pair of Nikons a few years ago for Xmas. They seem to be sufficient.
    Maybe if you bought the Swarovki ELs she'd still be your girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Anyone who needs to make fun of birdwatchers has a serious case of genital inferiority complex. And probably has at least a 6 ski quiver. : -- )
    FTR, I made fun of a subset of birdwatchers, a subset which invites taunting. FTR2, I'm a lifelong birdwatcher. FTR3, some of my birding companions sport Swaro ELs -- and every damn one of them is a snooty poser coastie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Anyone who needs to make fun of birdwatchers has a serious case of genital inferiority complex. And probably has at least a 6 ski quiver. : -- )
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    I have lost count but more like 12 actualy

    my neighbors are bird watchers, buddy is an entomologist a vinal freak and he owns a pittbull ... serious geeks
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

  13. #488
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    Birding sounds similar but cooler than golf in a lot of ways.
    It's far less frustrating, IME more rewarding and less expensive (after sunken costs of bins and spotting scope).

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    The past 2 weeks stretch has been pretty good for my FOYs: Townsend's Warbler, Dusky Flycatcher, Lark Sparrow, Lazuli Bunting, Pacific-slope Flycatcher, Wilson's Snipe, Clark's Nutcracker, Bushtit, Black-headed Grosbeak, Townsend's Solitaire, Olive-sided Flycatcher ("quick three beers"), Yellow Warbler, Brown-headed Cowbird, American Pipit, Red Crossbill and a few other species that aren't popping in my head as I write this.

    What FOY's did y'all get in the past couple weeks?

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    House sparrow, robin, starling, ivory billed woodpecker.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Fucking liar. No way you didn't see a House Sparrow, American Robin and European Starling between January 1 and mid-May.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    It's far less frustrating, IME more rewarding and less expensive (after sunken costs of bins and spotting scope).
    Oh yeah...more of a comment for a Timberridge. Walking around with expensive equipment and writing something down in a book that people are just supposed to trust but don't actually care about.

    When I'm out and have my nockers with me, I dig watching birds. One of the best parts of early season scouting.

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    Oh, okay. Those who haven't experienced the joy of spring migration will never get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    . . . and everyone just believes you? Hey, I saw a dodo bird everyone.
    Nope. You're not a birder. When a birder claims to see a species out of normal range, habitat or season, other birders will launch an interrogation, sometimes polite, sometimes not so much. Noob credibility among birders is not so easily earned. Bullshitter will be ostracized from the Christmas Bird Count.The experienced ethical birder knows when to say, "empidonax flycatcher, maybe Hammonds or Willow or Cordilleran, but no voicing" and call it unidentified empidonax. Noobs also do that for accipiters (which actually aren't that hard for a birder with hawk chops).
    Last edited by GeezerSteve; 05-28-2020 at 03:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Anyone who needs to make fun of birdwatchers has a serious case of genital inferiority complex. And probably has at least a 6 ski quiver. : -- )


    Maybe if you bought the Swarovki ELs she'd still be your girlfriend.
    Still is. She likes trips to Italy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    The past 2 weeks stretch has been pretty good for my FOYs: Townsend's Warbler, Dusky Flycatcher, Lark Sparrow, Lazuli Bunting, Pacific-slope Flycatcher, Wilson's Snipe, Clark's Nutcracker, Bushtit, Black-headed Grosbeak, Townsend's Solitaire, Olive-sided Flycatcher ("quick three beers"), Yellow Warbler, Brown-headed Cowbird, American Pipit, Red Crossbill and a few other species that aren't popping in my head as I write this.

    What FOY's did y'all get in the past couple weeks?
    I'm psyched the common nighthawks are back on my roof. They're welcome to sit on my roof and gobble up mosquitos as long as they like. I move pretty soon, I'll be a little closer to the river and I think the hummingbird feeder will see a lot of action. No need for glass when they come right to you. Haven't seen a finch yet this year but I do like those songs. Way more than the cardinals, who seem to only exist to wake me up at 4am lately.
    j'ai des grands instants de lucididididididididi

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    What species of finch?

    Common Nighthawk is in a family called goatsuckers (no kidding). Cool bird, numbers dwindling due to habitat loss and pesticide use. Mags in the Sierra and Rockies may see another goatsucker species, the Poorwill, in subalpine areas in summer. A Poorwill is sometimes mistaken for a rock (no kidding).

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    The past 2 weeks stretch has been pretty good for my FOYs: Townsend's Warbler, Dusky Flycatcher, Lark Sparrow, Lazuli Bunting, Pacific-slope Flycatcher, Wilson's Snipe, Clark's Nutcracker, Bushtit, Black-headed Grosbeak, Townsend's Solitaire, Olive-sided Flycatcher ("quick three beers"), Yellow Warbler, Brown-headed Cowbird, American Pipit, Red Crossbill and a few other species that aren't popping in my head as I write this.

    What FOY's did y'all get in the past couple weeks?
    Wife was pretty psyched to see Lazuli Buntings in our SLC backyard this year.

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    non-Karen chicks dig the Lazuli Bunting. You gotta keeper.

    Forgot to mention the Yellow-breasted Chat I heard last week.

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    Will you bird nerds please start a bird nerd thread.

    This is the thread for Karens
    . . .

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