Lindsey Vonn and her Quest for Love

**Kenny Satch** · 05-01-2018, 07:23 AM

Looks like Lindsey Vonn is dating PK Subban of the Nashville Predators.
Her quest to team up with a top athlete continues but this time it's a Canadian.
Let's see how long this lasts as PK's ego is bigger than the rocky mountains and Lindsey owns the mountains.
How long before PK sings this famous Canadian song to her....

American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don?t come hangin? around my door
I don?t wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin? old with you
Now woman, I said stay away,
American woman, listen what I say.

American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don?t come knockin? around my door
Don?t wanna see your shadow no more
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else?s eyes
Now woman, I said get away
American woman, listen what I say.
American woman, said get away
American woman, listen what I say

Don?t come hangin? around my door
Don?t wanna see your face no more
I don?t need your war machines
I don?t need your ghetto scenes
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else?s eyes
Now woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be.

I say six months

**Viva** · 05-01-2018, 07:55 AM

And her flappy labia.

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**SKIP IN7RO** · 05-01-2018, 07:58 AM

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**Timberridge** · 05-01-2018, 08:16 AM

If he's smart he'll wear his hockey pads to bed. Those thighs could crush his pelvis.

**Game Over** · 05-01-2018, 08:23 AM

As far as meaty pussys go hers is pretty damn nice. I sure as fuck would not complain. I'm also far from a Vonn fan. Fucking clear the course already! I still think she may have cost Mancuso a metal.

**Kenny Satch** · 05-01-2018, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

If he's smart he'll wear his hockey pads to bed. Those thighs could crush his pelvis.

They both are build like tanks but I think Lindsey will end up on top. She might have more testosterone than PK

**Harry** · 05-01-2018, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

And her flappy labia.

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Originally Posted by steepconcrete

As far as meaty pussys go hers is pretty damn nice.

Worthless without pics !!!!!!!

**Tippster** · 05-02-2018, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

Worthless without pics !!!!!!!

Are you new to the internet? Google is your friend.

**DBdude** · 05-02-2018, 01:23 PM

^i laughed

**RShea** · 05-02-2018, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Are you new to the internet? Google is your friend.

You have to of course turn off the safe search. Probably many by now were pulled as it was a hacked phone account and LV was of course probably not too pleased.

**Tippster** · 05-02-2018, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by RShea

You have to of course turn off the safe search. Probably many by now were pulled as it was a hacked phone account and LV was of course probably not too pleased.

Just checked. "Lindsey Vonn Pussy" in Google Images works just fine.

**iceman** · 05-02-2018, 04:01 PM

I'm gonna take your word for that.

**reckless toboggan** · 05-02-2018, 04:12 PM

That's a giant hole you don't want to go down.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 05-02-2018, 04:38 PM

Still? Gotta figure that by now she's had enough periods to wash out the Tiger.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 05-02-2018, 07:48 PM

I feel like reckless toboggan should know all about that.

**reckless toboggan** · 05-02-2018, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

I feel like reckless toboggan should know all about that.

I do! I learned it from your Mom.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 05-02-2018, 08:32 PM

Ha!

**MTT** · 05-02-2018, 08:36 PM

Is this a thread about who Vonn is fucking?

Really?

**reckless toboggan** · 05-02-2018, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Bromontane

I would buy her a nice seafood dinner

Like Captain Highliner nice?

Or more like Joey's Only nice?

**Mazderati** · 05-02-2018, 08:39 PM

Shrimp night at the Sizzler nice.

**reckless toboggan** · 05-02-2018, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by MTT

Is this a thread about who Vonn is fucking?

Really?

Well, it's not ONLY about that.

We're also discussing sea food, porn, and reminiscing about stucky's mom.

Plus most of us are drunk.

Just like every Tuesday on TGR.