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    Lindsey Vonn and her Quest for Love

    Looks like Lindsey Vonn is dating PK Subban of the Nashville Predators.
    Her quest to team up with a top athlete continues but this time it's a Canadian.
    Let's see how long this lasts as PK's ego is bigger than the rocky mountains and Lindsey owns the mountains.
    How long before PK sings this famous Canadian song to her....
    American woman, stay away from me
    American woman, mama let me be
    Don?t come hangin? around my door
    I don?t wanna see your face no more
    I got more important things to do
    Than spend my time growin? old with you
    Now woman, I said stay away,
    American woman, listen what I say.

    American woman, get away from me
    American woman, mama let me be
    Don?t come knockin? around my door
    Don?t wanna see your shadow no more
    Coloured lights can hypnotize
    Sparkle someone else?s eyes
    Now woman, I said get away
    American woman, listen what I say.
    American woman, said get away
    American woman, listen what I say

    Don?t come hangin? around my door
    Don?t wanna see your face no more
    I don?t need your war machines
    I don?t need your ghetto scenes
    Coloured lights can hypnotize
    Sparkle someone else?s eyes
    Now woman, get away from me
    American woman, mama let me be
    .
    I say six months

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    ...at least she found a dude that likes the winter games
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    And her flappy labia.

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    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    If he's smart he'll wear his hockey pads to bed. Those thighs could crush his pelvis.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    As far as meaty pussys go hers is pretty damn nice. I sure as fuck would not complain. I'm also far from a Vonn fan. Fucking clear the course already! I still think she may have cost Mancuso a metal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    If he's smart he'll wear his hockey pads to bed. Those thighs could crush his pelvis.
    They both are build like tanks but I think Lindsey will end up on top. She might have more testosterone than PK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    And her flappy labia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steepconcrete View Post
    As far as meaty pussys go hers is pretty damn nice.
    Worthless without pics !!!!!!!
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Worthless without pics !!!!!!!
    Are you new to the internet? Google is your friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    And her flappy labia.
    ^^ someone prefers teh cack

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    ^i laughed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Are you new to the internet? Google is your friend.
    You have to of course turn off the safe search. Probably many by now were pulled as it was a hacked phone account and LV was of course probably not too pleased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    You have to of course turn off the safe search. Probably many by now were pulled as it was a hacked phone account and LV was of course probably not too pleased.
    Just checked. "Lindsey Vonn Pussy" in Google Images works just fine.

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    I'm gonna take your word for that.

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    That's a giant hole you don't want to go down.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    I would buy her a nice seafood dinner

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    Still? Gotta figure that by now she's had enough periods to wash out the Tiger.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    The hoohaa is an incredibly durable organ. Odds it has recovered and treats guests well are well over 60%.

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    I feel like reckless toboggan should know all about that.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    I feel like reckless toboggan should know all about that.
    I do! I learned it from your Mom.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Ha!
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Is this a thread about who Vonn is fucking?

    Really?
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    I would buy her a nice seafood dinner
    Like Captain Highliner nice?

    Or more like Joey's Only nice?
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Shrimp night at the Sizzler nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    Is this a thread about who Vonn is fucking?

    Really?
    Well, it's not ONLY about that.

    We're also discussing sea food, porn, and reminiscing about stucky's mom.

    Plus most of us are drunk.

    Just like every Tuesday on TGR.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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