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  1. #1
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    non-stop ascension to the summit and beyond -hate me now

    lets see
    now i have 3 high performance vehicles with no notes, the flagship being mercedes benz flagship 2001 e55
    so im fucking bangin' on all yall

    my office has huge windows overlooking nature preserve

    my girlfriend is smarter than barack obama and likes to take bong rips on my bed while sipping luxury drinks




    my tgr inbox is getting messages inviting me all over the world to all the finest locales


    my e army is stronger than ever and i am faster than all that read this
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    wow, can I drink yer bath water ?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    wow, can I drink yer bath water ?
    foot race?
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    No hate here. Happy to hear like is working out for ya.

    "Envy is ignorance. . . ." R. W. Emerson

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    Your Mom must be proud.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    No hate here. Happy to hear like is working out for ya.

    "Envy is ignorance. . . ." R. W. Emerson
    thanks

    this thread is for the haters, im sure they will appear soon


    unless they realize they have nothing and i am bulletproof
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    Andrew,
    On your ascent to wherever you are headed, would you mind stopping in the kitchen and emptying the dishwasher like I asked you this morning?

    I'm not sure where you got the idea to waste your savings and buy another car, especially one that's not good in the snow, but we don't have a big driveway like the Gregory's and I need some room to get out in the morning without having to move your cars around.

    I love you, but I think we should start talking about you getting your own place.

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    To the top!
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    Brain dead and made of money.

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    "I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road

    Brain dead and made of money.

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    pure sex
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    my soldiers prepping the chugach for my arrival

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    my soldiers prepping the chugach for my arrival

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    Kirkland trash bags full of grey meat?
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Heli skiing with Chinooks is pretty baller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    my soldiers prepping the chugach for my arrival

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    Beyoncé CDs and cases of Zima
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Kirkland trash bags full of grey meat?
    those are to bag all the killer summits, son
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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile View Post
    Heli skiing with Chinooks is pretty baller.
    Baller would be if it had an AMG shift knob.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    the chinese have sent accolades and an invitation to yours truly

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    Balling


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    So your fleet has a net worth of $8k and you throw a hump into an over educated blind woman who is baked out her mind ?

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    Are none of you in awe of the purchase of a 17 year old car? What a bunch of jealous losers!

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    I heart this thread......best in a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperdawg View Post
    I heart this thread......best in a while
    Get at me, dog


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