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  1. #1
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    Felonious pond skimmer goes huge to chick’s face

    You can’t make this shit up. One piece. Mullet. Pit Vipes. Way too much booze.

    I think I see skiing’s Larry Enticer tbh. Look at that fucking form in the air, by God it’s poetry.

    http://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/04/1...t-skier-crowd/
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    actual video exists somewhere, right?

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    https://www.aspentimes.com/news/crim...wd-with-video/

    this article had the video. Absolutely sent it into the crowd

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    Fuck that shit, that douche bag should do time, not only for injuring people but for likely ruining end of the year celebrations at copper (if not many more ski resorts) for years to come.

    What an asshole

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    For real, his face is so punchable. I would have gone apeshit if hit me.
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    He'll get off if he hires a good attorney. Sounds like they have no BAC reading and only eyewitness testimony. All he has to do is say he lost control and only had one drink.

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    somehow i thought this was going to be about porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    He'll get off if he hires a good attorney. Sounds like they have no BAC reading and only eyewitness testimony. All he has to do is say he lost control and only had one drink.
    He called his attempt before he did it. Was heard telling others he was going to jump over the crowd. They thought he was kidding.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    What a douche-canoe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    You can’t make this shit up. One piece. Mullet. Pit Vipes. Way too much booze.

    I think I see skiing’s Larry Enticer tbh. Look at that fucking form in the air, by God it’s poetry.

    http://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/04/1...t-skier-crowd/
    The only question I have is
    WTF IS HIS TGR SCREEN NAME?
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    . . .

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    Nope. Not A magg. if he didn’t ride switch to the crowd.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    The only question I have is
    WTF IS HIS TGR SCREEN NAME?
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    Wrongwayfeldman

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    ballsy move
    Ballsy? No.

    It's a stupid fuckin asshole move.

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    TOO MUCH SEND

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    He called his attempt before he did it. Was heard telling others he was going to jump over the crowd. They thought he was kidding.

    If you can’t stand the heat get the fuck off the planet, amirite?
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    He'll get off if he hires a good attorney. Sounds like they have no BAC reading and only eyewitness testimony. All he has to do is say he lost control and only had one drink.
    Yeah, arguing intent isn't too hard if the prosecutor has a couple witnesses who said "he told me he was going to jump into the crowd."

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    The prosecutor does not need to prove intent. The asshole was charged with 3rd degree assault, which in CO requires proof the he acted "knowingly" or "recklessly." Reckless is an objective standard, does not require proof of intent or knowledge. Knowing is a subjective standard, can be proven from circumstantial evidence.

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    Douchenozzle kids on Instagram are arguing that the charge is bullshit and people are fun hating and lawsuit happy. WTF?

    Wait until someone slams into them and they can't go to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    The prosecutor does not need to prove intent. The asshole was charged with 3rd degree assault, which in CO requires proof the he acted "knowingly" or "recklessly." Reckless is an objective standard, does not require proof of intent or knowledge. Knowing is a subjective standard, can be proven from circumstantial evidence.
    I know, I've convicted people of it. My point is that intent is a great counter-argument to "I lost control" / negligence.

    Anyway, looks like they're considering ramping it up to a felony due to the broken bone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uglymoney View Post
    Douchenozzle kids on Instagram are arguing that the charge is bullshit and people are fun hating and lawsuit happy. WTF?

    Wait until someone slams into them and they can't go to work.
    Kinda similar to somone getting getting injured when a drunk/high fan stage dives off the stage. there are plenty of videos out there showing people and/or their equipment hitting or almost hitting pond skim spectators. IMO, folks should understand the risks associated with standing right next to drunk people in costumes going mach chicken into a super sketchy pond/jump thing.

    It also looks like the dude just compressed super hard and backseat carved off the whale tail feature. Maybe he was going for the epic jump over the crowd, or maybe he was just talking a big game beforehand but didnt actually try and just got bucked in a bad direction?

    To me, its not at all clear if this is a case of folks being too litigious, or if the dude is just a blatant asshole who should get everything coming to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cravenmorhead View Post
    Anyway, looks like they're considering ramping it up to a felony due to the broken bone.
    Good. The result could easily have been multiple fatalities.

    Quote Originally Posted by californiagrown View Post
    It also looks like the dude just compressed super hard and backseat carved off the whale tail feature. Maybe he was going for the epic jump over the crowd, or maybe he was just talking a big game beforehand but didnt actually try and just got bucked in a bad direction?
    Uh, he told multiple people he was going to jump the crowd.

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    great, now pond skimming will be off the books. all it takes is one jackass
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

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    Uh, he told multiple people he was going to jump the crowd.

    And there's his first mistake.
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    Nah, his first mistake was watching too many Candide Thovex videos. I don't think even Evel Knievel jumped over people.

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