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    Bullshit Generalizations

    All snow boaders are queer. It's true......but

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    Pluralization doesn't equate to superiority.

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    I always like the skiballs-SkiBall conversations.

    just an observation, not a real reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    Pluralization doesn't equate to superiority.
    One breast would clearly be inferior.

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    I have a lot of problems with you people

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    One breast would clearly be inferior.
    But not a deal-breaker.

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    Pity on the petty.

    Christina Applegate still on 'the list'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    All snow boaders are queer. It's true......but
    We also all smoke weed, duck ropes, cut into the litflines and grab two cups for self serve coffee from the cafeteria claiming its because we don't want to burn our hands, but really we are stealing coffee for our queer snowboarder buds.
    27° 18°

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    One breast would clearly be inferior.
    But 3 would be too much.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    I have a lot of problems with you people
    what do you mean by "you people", huh?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Snowboarders can't ride bumps
    Apparently, we also sideslip every narrow chute out there

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    Life's a bitch, then you die.

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    Libertarian leanings.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Lemmings are stupid because they run off cliffs.

    In 1958 Walt Disney produced "White Wilderness," part of the studio's "True Life Adventure" series. "White Wilderness" featured a segment on lemmings, detailing their strange compulsion to commit mass suicide.

    According to a 1983 investigation by Canadian Broadcasting Corporation producer Brian Vallee, the lemming scenes were faked. The lemmings supposedly committing mass suicide by leaping into the ocean were actually thrown off a cliff by the Disney filmmakers.

    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Life's a bitch, then you die.
    First you marry one, then you die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danmelon View Post
    We also all smoke weed, duck ropes, cut into the litflines and grab two cups for self serve coffee from the cafeteria claiming its because we don't want to burn our hands, but really we are stealing coffee for our queer snowboarder buds.
    digitaldeath is a snowboarder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    Pity on the petty.

    Christina Applegate still on 'the list'.
    Wait what? She suffered a similar 50% gland removal tragedy as you?
    That's a shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    digitaldeath is a snowboarder?
    I believe he rides the rusty bumper of a Sonata.

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    There are two kinds of people in the world: (a) those who claim there are two kinds of people in the world; and (b) those who do not

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Wait what? She suffered a similar 50% gland removal tragedy as you?
    That's a shame.
    If it gets me in the door, then yes, yes i have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    If it gets me in the door, then yes, yes i have.
    You're a shrewd dude, my half brother.

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