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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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09-25-2019, 08:59 AM #326Registered User
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Colorado drivers, lane widths and residential street widths are amusing.
Also amusing are bicyclists using the shoulder of CO 199 west of Boulder. What a great riding experience that must be.
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09-25-2019, 09:23 AM #327
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09-25-2019, 11:18 AM #328“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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09-25-2019, 12:54 PM #329
That the creepy posting pics thread is full of hairy man-legs.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-25-2019, 01:02 PM #330Registered User
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Yes KQ, kinda like proudly displaying a participation trophy in kid's sports.
there is also a sticker on the right that says
Certified Notary Public on board.
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09-25-2019, 01:37 PM #331
I dunno. In my town you can’t track down the one notary for 40 miles but you can’t swing a dead cat around without hitting a real estate agent.
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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09-25-2019, 01:38 PM #332
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09-25-2019, 02:37 PM #333
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10-09-2019, 09:07 AM #334
A flashlight that can start a fire, cook an egg, or melt your tent. What could go wrong?
https://boxaplenty.com/pages/flashex
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10-09-2019, 09:20 AM #335Funky But Chic
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10-09-2019, 09:29 AM #336
Yeah, that's a pretty low bar for achievement. Needing to notarize documents is something that could just go away tomorrow without any adverse consequences. I think it's telling that when I typed "why do doc" into Google the auto complete gave me "why do documents need to be notarized" as the top match.
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10-09-2019, 09:41 AM #337Registered User
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And the answer is cuz we've always done it that way??
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10-09-2019, 11:44 AM #338
Unprofessional and all, but of course I am stuck in juvenilia.
Richard Titball, DsC, PhD
Professor of Molecular Microbiology
University of ExeterMove upside and let the man go through...
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10-09-2019, 11:52 AM #339yelgatgab
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VR Porn
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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10-17-2019, 12:05 PM #340
People that have been in IT 25+ years and refer to: "the heat sync" inside the server.
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10-17-2019, 11:15 PM #341
One maker of shitty beer suing another to its recipe for shitty beer. Presumably so they can make even shittier beer
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/comp...cid=spartandhp
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10-18-2019, 09:34 AM #342
Things That Amuse You
We watched The Terminator last night with the kid
That movie came out in 1984, 20yrs before he was born
He mocked almost every scene for how archaic both the cinematography and contemporary life were
Also fun to see the fictional apocalyptic prediction for 2029...which isn’t so far in the future anymore
Maybe next “old movie night”, we can share the modernity that is Robocop... [1987]
#Gen-X-Nostalgia
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10-18-2019, 09:36 AM #343
My neighbor: just keeps building sheds and more sheds, and then carport-type roofs on the front of the sheds... all in the effort to store more shit.
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10-18-2019, 10:03 AM #344Funky But Chic
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I have this guy in the house this morning doing some electrical work, he just told me he's a retired State Trooper - from Connecticut! I couldn't help myself, I said "man, I hate you guys!". He just laughed, we're good.
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10-18-2019, 10:06 AM #345
i could use a few more sheds....
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10-18-2019, 10:22 AM #346
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10-18-2019, 10:23 AM #347
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10-18-2019, 10:25 AM #348
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10-18-2019, 05:53 PM #349
I am at an in-law family wedding. In Augusta. My sister in law, who has masters and doctorates in Chinese medicine, yoga, naturopathy and several fucking other similar topics (who the hell determines what you need for a doctorate in this stuff?) broke some toes two days ago. I certainly feel very bad that she broke her toes. It sucks. Having said that, she showed up in the airport with a walking boot, crutches, and a wheelchair. She couldn’t crutch her way 200 feet from the door to the car. Had to be wheeled. For a couple of broken toes.
Oh - and they are not sure which of the small toes are broken because it apparently was too painful for her to get the xrays. True story.
I have a weekend of this. I have chosen to sit back, drink, and watch the show. Depending on my mood, you all may get a blow by blow.
Oh, this could also have gone in the millennial thread. Heh.
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10-18-2019, 05:58 PM #350
It will end up in the shit that annoys you thread soon enough.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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