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  1. #326
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    Colorado drivers, lane widths and residential street widths are amusing.

    Also amusing are bicyclists using the shoulder of CO 199 west of Boulder. What a great riding experience that must be.

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    Things That Amuse You

    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Well not quite a license plate, so this will go here.
    Somebody is very proud of....nothing?Attachment 295040
    i don’t get it...what is interesting/amusing about this?

  3. #328
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    I think "#notary" like it's something special.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    That the creepy posting pics thread is full of hairy man-legs.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Yes KQ, kinda like proudly displaying a participation trophy in kid's sports.
    there is also a sticker on the right that says
    Certified Notary Public on board.

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    I dunno. In my town you can’t track down the one notary for 40 miles but you can’t swing a dead cat around without hitting a real estate agent.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    That the creepy posting pics thread is full of hairy man-legs.
    you like it


    oh wait wrong thread
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Yes KQ, kinda like proudly displaying a participation trophy in kid's sports.
    there is also a sticker on the right that says
    Certified Notary Public on board.
    "I'd like to sell you that 747, but all the notaries are too busy to stamp the note."
    "I guess we have to drive around until we find one?"

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    A flashlight that can start a fire, cook an egg, or melt your tent. What could go wrong?
    https://boxaplenty.com/pages/flashex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    A flashlight that can start a fire, cook an egg, or melt your tent. What could go wrong?
    https://boxaplenty.com/pages/flashex
    wtf? "If you prefer, you can melt the screen of your phone."

  11. #336
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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Yes KQ, kinda like proudly displaying a participation trophy in kid's sports.
    there is also a sticker on the right that says
    Certified Notary Public on board.
    Yeah, that's a pretty low bar for achievement. Needing to notarize documents is something that could just go away tomorrow without any adverse consequences. I think it's telling that when I typed "why do doc" into Google the auto complete gave me "why do documents need to be notarized" as the top match.

  12. #337
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    And the answer is cuz we've always done it that way??

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    Unprofessional and all, but of course I am stuck in juvenilia.

    Richard Titball, DsC, PhD
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    University of Exeter
    Move upside and let the man go through...

  14. #339
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    VR Porn
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    People that have been in IT 25+ years and refer to: "the heat sync" inside the server.


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    One maker of shitty beer suing another to its recipe for shitty beer. Presumably so they can make even shittier beer

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/comp...cid=spartandhp

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    We watched The Terminator last night with the kid

    That movie came out in 1984, 20yrs before he was born

    He mocked almost every scene for how archaic both the cinematography and contemporary life were

    Also fun to see the fictional apocalyptic prediction for 2029...which isn’t so far in the future anymore

    Maybe next “old movie night”, we can share the modernity that is Robocop... [1987]

    #Gen-X-Nostalgia

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    My neighbor: just keeps building sheds and more sheds, and then carport-type roofs on the front of the sheds... all in the effort to store more shit.

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    I have this guy in the house this morning doing some electrical work, he just told me he's a retired State Trooper - from Connecticut! I couldn't help myself, I said "man, I hate you guys!". He just laughed, we're good.

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    i could use a few more sheds....

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    i could use a few more sheds....
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    We watched The Terminator last night with the kid

    That movie came out in 1984, 20yrs before he was born

    He mocked almost every scene for how archaic both the cinematography and contemporary life were

    Also fun to see the fictional apocalyptic prediction for 2029...which isn’t so far in the future anymore

    Maybe next “old movie night”, we can share the modernity that is Robocop... [1987]

    #Gen-X-Nostalgia
    Oh man. Terminator should be required viewing. It was a stern warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    i could use a few more sheds....
    Only if they're bong-sheds.

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    I am at an in-law family wedding. In Augusta. My sister in law, who has masters and doctorates in Chinese medicine, yoga, naturopathy and several fucking other similar topics (who the hell determines what you need for a doctorate in this stuff?) broke some toes two days ago. I certainly feel very bad that she broke her toes. It sucks. Having said that, she showed up in the airport with a walking boot, crutches, and a wheelchair. She couldn’t crutch her way 200 feet from the door to the car. Had to be wheeled. For a couple of broken toes.

    Oh - and they are not sure which of the small toes are broken because it apparently was too painful for her to get the xrays. True story.

    I have a weekend of this. I have chosen to sit back, drink, and watch the show. Depending on my mood, you all may get a blow by blow.

    Oh, this could also have gone in the millennial thread. Heh.


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    It will end up in the shit that annoys you thread soon enough.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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