Things That Amuse You

**old goat** · 08-31-2019, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

'Huge drugs bust' seized at London's Gatwick Airport found to be vegan cake mix

Hard to say what's worse--heroin or vegan cake mix.

**JongDoe** · 08-31-2019, 04:24 PM

^^^^ LOL, for the win.

**snoqpass** · 09-03-2019, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Hard to say what's worse--heroin or vegan cake mix.

I’m gonna say it’s the vegan cake mix

**snoqpass** · 09-03-2019, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

LOL! You did that?

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**skaredshtles** · 09-04-2019, 01:10 PM

People on the internet... lol.

Guy asks if anyone wants to attempt the Owen-Spaulding on the Grand because he's not experienced with ropes.

1st response suggests just soloing it with a 70m rope for the rappel.

**old goat** · 09-04-2019, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

People on the internet... lol.

Guy asks if anyone wants to attempt the Owen-Spaulding on the Grand because he's not experienced with ropes.

1st response suggests just soloing it with a 70m rope for the rappel.

At least the rope is long enough.

correction--it's not

**skaredshtles** · 09-04-2019, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

At least the rope is long enough.

"I have no idea WTF to do with this rope, but at least it's long enough!"

**Dantheman** · 09-04-2019, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

At least the rope is long enough.

I find this both a relief and a disappointment.

**old goat** · 09-04-2019, 11:16 PM

Halfway down the rap "Wait--it's a 120 ft free rappel, and I have a 70 m rope, am I ok or am I going to die".
Happened to a friend of mine--decided the half dozen slings at the rap point looked sketch so he placed his own which slipped off when he had about 10 feet to go. He broke his leg and had to be heli'd off the upper saddle.

**pfluffenmeister** · 09-04-2019, 11:25 PM

^^^ That definitely sounds more annoying than amusing.

**Self Jupiter** · 09-05-2019, 01:03 PM

It is the legend

**MTT** · 09-05-2019, 02:45 PM

Today I accepted to update the Amazon Prime app on my 75" LG TV When I Ran the App, the electronic lock went off on my Liberty Safe. Pretty sure it was the Big Safe and not the little safe inside the big safe.

Yes I am amused

**~mikey b** · 09-05-2019, 08:22 PM

A young lad I know just returned from NZ and asked me why all the girls there have horse faces. I didn’t know what to say.

**byates1** · 09-05-2019, 09:20 PM

ppl delete-ting user "accounts"

**evdog** · 09-05-2019, 11:11 PM

Bieber becomes a bible thumper. Just a phase?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/cele...cid=spartandhp

**riser4** · 09-07-2019, 07:14 PM

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**Viva** · 09-07-2019, 08:21 PM

A single deer is considered high deer concentration?

**JongDoe** · 09-07-2019, 08:40 PM

Deer are all over the place here in NJ the last few years. I see 5 to 10 per day in a suburban development. Need to build a wall or something

**Viva** · 09-07-2019, 08:42 PM

I've known quite a few people who were swine, so maybe this is the new bacon, eh?

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/worl...-a4230561.html

**riser4** · 09-07-2019, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

A single deer is considered high deer concentration?

It is if the deer is high, which is how I read the sign. That the deer was high, that is.

**jono** · 09-07-2019, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

I've known quite a few people who were swine, so maybe this is the new bacon, eh?

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/worl...-a4230561.html

Long pig

**~mikey b** · 09-08-2019, 03:06 PM

**evdog** · 09-09-2019, 01:26 AM

I go to a seafood place on the harbor almost every week. Put in my usual order for fish tacos and a beer. New cashier: "do you want that to go?" Sure, if you can put the beer in a sippy cup for me.

**JongDoe** · 09-09-2019, 03:03 PM

Item on Fox news about Trump criticizing an opponent for having an extramarital affair. The look on Neil Cavuto's face when he asks the reporter "Kevin, I just want to make sure I heard you right. Did you say Trump criticized him for having an extramarital affair?" The reporter sheepishly confirms yes and is smirking, and Cavuto's face is completely unemotional, just like it is whenever he hears crazy stuff from either side. Contrast that with Tucker's incredulous look about anything the Dems say, even if it makes some sense.