Things That Amuse You

**old goat** · 09-17-2021, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by ötzi

We go through a fair amount of various nuts so I order then from nuts.com. Wife walked in from outside just now and I announced, "I found your nuts."
Me:"Huh?"
Her: "They were in a box on the porch."
Me: "Oh is that where you've been keeping them?"
Her: "Huh?"

Around here that box would have been chewed open and half the nuts eaten. The squirrels are seriously getting ready for winter in the last week. I hope that means a big one. I had to take a plastic bag of bird seed my wife left on the deck away from one little guy, but I did scatter some for him.

**abraham** · 09-17-2021, 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by ötzi

We go through a fair amount of various nuts so I order then from nuts.com. Wife walked in from outside just now and I announced, "I found your nuts."
Me:"Huh?"
Her: "They were in a box on the porch."
Me: "Oh is that where you've been keeping them?"
Her: "Huh?"

She's not a King missile fan?
I could go for a cheesecake.

**MakersTeleMark** · 09-17-2021, 01:05 AM

Iceman peruses nuts.com in jeans.

That amuses me.

**Vt-Freeheel** · 09-17-2021, 07:09 AM

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**Buster Highmen** · 09-17-2021, 08:20 AM

Discovering tile on drywall in the shower stall that had held up for 16 years of family life.

**plugboots** · 09-17-2021, 10:58 AM

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**riser4** · 09-18-2021, 12:41 PM

When you forget you are in Costco and you reach in your pants to give a good frontal scratch. And then you look up and some old lady is giving you the stinkeye. With a mask on so you can't see her full expression.

**old goat** · 09-18-2021, 12:47 PM

1) what's so unusual about scratching your balls in Costco?
2) how do you forget you are in Costco?

**Squirreljam** · 09-18-2021, 12:57 PM

Give’r the stink eye back, smile and do the Mary Katherine Gallagher sniff test.

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**riser4** · 09-18-2021, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

1) what's so unusual about scratching your balls in Costco?
2) how do you forget you are in Costco?

1) my wife has tried to teach me not to scratch ma balls in public. I was solo today. 2) I forgot I was in public and it happened to be at Costco.

**::: :::** · 09-18-2021, 03:26 PM

Do you often forget where you are?

**plugboots** · 09-18-2021, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by ::: :::

Do you often forget where you are?

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**riser4** · 09-18-2021, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by ::: :::

Do you often forget where you are?

Forget that I am in public? Absolutely.

**old goat** · 09-18-2021, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Forget that I am in public? Absolutely.

Like the guys in the dugout who forget there might be a camera on them when they try to dig out a booger.

**JongDoe** · 09-20-2021, 07:30 AM

I'm confused. Can it be both?

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**old goat** · 09-20-2021, 01:27 PM

Truckee ground out the bike lane signs painted in the bike lanes and painted new, different ones next to where the old ones were. Why they didn't just paint new ones half way between the old ones and call it good is beyond me.

**~mikey b** · 09-20-2021, 08:20 PM

working in the ER you get used to being sworn at and insulted and ragged on by fucked up people the cops drag in cuffed

today I think I met the most creative, talented, articulate, and accomplished shit talker I’ve ever met

she was very entertaining

she had the whole crew roaring

I felt worst for the deputy that brought her in. She was still absolutely furious and going off when they left to go to the county jail.

**::: :::** · 09-21-2021, 10:38 PM

mtngrl79 is back & can’t help lecturing the menfolk on their lack of awareness re: women

**~mikey b** · 09-21-2021, 11:42 PM

fucking cunt

**MakersTeleMark** · 09-22-2021, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by ::: :::

mtngrl79 is back & can’t help lecturing the menfolk on their lack of awareness re: women

Bullshit. That fucking cunt steps forth here again to crush the padded room? I refuse to let that go in any direction but the door she got booted out of. Don't get me started.

**Vt-Freeheel** · 09-22-2021, 06:49 AM

Originally Posted by ::: :::

mtngrl79 is back & can’t help lecturing the menfolk on their lack of awareness re: women

whenever I see that name posted this is the image I see, it helps

**Timberridge** · 09-22-2021, 08:33 AM

So the reincarnation tour that started with mfcf13/tbssux has now come complete circle with mtngirl79/salvelinusconfluentus?

I can't keep up anymore.

**Vt-Freeheel** · 09-22-2021, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

So the reincarnation tour that started with mfcf13/tbssux has now come complete circle with mtngirl79/salvelinusconfluentus?

I can't keep up anymore.

Yea it's almost like they planned it out IRL.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-22-2021, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

So the reincarnation tour that started with mfcf13/tbssux has now come complete circle with mtngirl79/salvelinusconfluentus?

I can't keep up anymore.

Will there be a test at the end?