Asked the 17 year old manning the tgr truck booth today, 'so, no bathrobes? ".
He's like, wtf do you mean bathrobes?
I said, bathrobes, do you have any bathrobes?
Just then his 22 year old supervisor came up and the kid told him what I said.
Supervisor was like, I have one in the truck if you really want it.
I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you tgr.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
Owen wants me to take him to a Gray Day show
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
OK, today was a snorter. Full almost puke laughing snorter.
Picture 300+ people in downtown Vail, watching a slack liner above a bunch of freestyle kayakers competing in a play wave during the GoPro games. Bleachers, 2 announcers, boom cameras, the whole nine. Streaming, all that shit. Big HD livescreens. The whole 9.
And joe bro announcer is like, "DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN CODY TOWNSEND WAS HERE FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND PAINTING A PICTURE FOR THE WHOLE TIME, SICK! HE'S LIKE THE BEST FREE-SKIER EVER. WAS ANYONE HERE FOR THAT??!!!"
Of course the tourists have no fucking clue. A minute or two goes by, and the other announcer was like, "Chadly, that was not Cody Townsend, that was Chris Benchetler." Response from Chadly was, "Oh yeah, I mean I used to watch Seth and Blizzard of Ozzs, and matchstick. Anyway, that was sick. He painted that for like days. And they are both really tall and blonde."
I think I was the only one laughing from the getgo and if there was a mic to be dropped it should have, but nobody had a clue.
I savored the moment, under the bridge, laughing my ass off for a long time and thinking what a great remote call out, and giving props in my head to the distant Cody wherever he shall have sended, and painted.
I honestly can't make this shit up. It's the best call out not call out ever. #priceless
The ultimate action sports experience. Prop the fucking server doors por favor. They probably have a trailer for the truck with the WY plates. I don't even think they were 22, but I could be wrong, I was laughing again too hard. Pure liquid aqua silkiness. People were asking if it was OK to pet the corduroy hats with the chicken lines. I kid you not.
Has Fail bought Squaw yet? I haven't been in a long long time. Oh snap, I guess we're not supposed to say that.
WILL CHRIS PLEASE CHANGE HIS USERNAME. MODS???? JEBUS, GET WITH IT.
And, Cody, please just keep posting those painting vids. The 50 has nothing on your post-modern Bob Ross psychedelica.
Last edited by MakersTeleMark; 06-10-2022 at 10:00 PM.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
from CA DMV
“During the first 12 months after you are licensed, you cannot drive between 11 p.m. and 5 a.m. and cannot transport passengers under 20 years old, unless accompanied by a California-licensed parent or guardian, a California-licensed driver 25 years old or older, or a licensed or certified driving instructor.”
sorry man you really just don’t know everything - as much as you’d like to think you do
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
Oh, nevermind.
Last edited by Mustonen; 06-12-2022 at 02:47 AM.
focus.
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I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
As a side note, Chris is pretty active on Twitter with his art.
https://twitter.com/ChrisBenchetler?...wXKtvtArA&s=09
While driving, I get a call from the funeral home in the town where my dad lives. Figured it was probably spam, but answered anyways.
“Hi, this is Mustonen”
“Oh hi Mustonen, I’m sorry, I thought this was your sister. Hey, anyways, just wanted to call and touch base and see how you’re doing with your dad passing away.”
“Pretty sure you got the wrong number, but I guess we need to dig in on this and make sure. This is my-full-name.”
“Oh I’m sorry, yeah, this must be the wrong number.”
“Ok, so…. My dad didn’t die?”
“Uh, no, so sorry about that.”
focus.
Missed opportunity there.
“Oh right, so, you’ve already been told he’s to be buried in his favorite gimp suit, right?”
“Does the organist already have the sheet music for ‘walk don’t run’ by the Ventures or should I bring that by?”
“Listen bud, just because I’m bereaved, doesn’t make me a sap!!!”
“Have you already talked to the bounce castle guy?”
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If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!
I'm going with "Louie, Louie" Sounds pretty good on an organ.
Foggy's crew comes home to roost for the big 50th:
https://coloradosun.com/2022/06/14/r...mboat-springs/
If I can find parking, I think I will go up there with my camera and document it. I've never been to one of their gatherings, but them and the juggalos have been on my list for decades just to see what it really is all about on the ground. I'll bring 10 trash bags and 100 condoms to quell my conscious.
https://colorado2022rainbowgathering...t-getting.html
Last edited by MakersTeleMark; 06-14-2022 at 11:59 PM.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
Dreams.
Its been 50 years since HS and there I was back in the classroom.
Teacher asking difficult questions and calling on people.
Question 1. I knew the answer, didn't get called. Question 2. Same.
Question 3. I could not even understand and of course she called on me.
Fortunately I woke up.
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
What bands are playing?
heh.
Laps. You are sad. Where is mime? Do you realize (great song by the way) that this has been posted probably 30+ times here? Also in more appropriate places?
No you don't. So can you ball shot yourself now and pull a Bunzy?
Nice edit.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
Conversations with AI not so different than some of the ones on here:
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/sta...enohLufdPT05WQ
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